8/24/2002                                                                                       View Comments

What do you think?

Q: What's the difference between a Christian and a paranoid schizophrenic?

A: One person hears voices, is convinced his thoughts and actions are known to some outside power, thinks the world was designed and created for him and that he is central to everything that goes on, is sure he's part of a special divine mission, believes that ordinary everyday events have some special transcendent meaning visible only to him, sometimes speaks in incoherent babbling voices, and believes supernatural forces are at work to influence his actions. And the other one, of course, is a paranoid schizophrenic...

2 comments:

Andrea77 said...

That can be shockingly true.

karlosvuletos said...

lol, very good point. When you say it like that, it does make me feel stupid that I used to belive in the stuff, basically because my mum said it was real. I did my own research to find out all the answers myself, and the whole god, heaven, hell, 6days etc... is just insane in itself that people in this modern world believe in it - and will sacrifice their and others lives for it!