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3/11/2003                                                                                       View Comments

God's Billboards

"If you love someone, threaten to burn them in hell for eternity." - God

"Don't do as I do, do as I say." - God

"You think YOU'RE a victim of child abuse?" - Jesus

"I could prove my existence, but then nobody would get to go to hell." - God

"That part about rabbits chewing cud, I meant that." - God

"Love means forgiving even those who don't worship you." - Man

"For I so loved the world that I sacrificed Myself to Myself to appease My own anger at My own creation." - God

"Go to Hell." - God

"If you don't worship me, I'll force you to live in a lake of fire for eternity. But I love you. No, really..." - God

"It's the best I could do. I'm only omnipotent, omniscient, and immortal" - God

"Worship me, or I'll torture you forever." - God


See them all at God's Billboards

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