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CHRISTMAS TIME IS PAGAN!
(sung to Gloria in Excelsius Deo or Angels We Have Heard on High)
(Long intro)
Christmas time is here again,
Decorations everywhere.
Christmas carols ringing out,
We're ex-Christian, we don't care.
(Short interlude)
Modern folks all celebrate
What they learned in Sunday School.
In December, they don't know
They are celebrating Yule!
CHORUS:
Glo - o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - it's - hil - a - rious!
Christ - mas time is pa - gan!
Glo - o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - it's - hil - a - rious!
Christ - mas time is pa - gan!
(Short interlude)
Let them have their Christmas trees,
Decked in red and green and blue.
We rejoice to see the sight!
Christmas trees are pagan, too.
CHORUS:
Glo - o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - it's - hil - a - rious!
Christ - mas time is pa - gan!
Glo - o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - it's - hil - a - rious!
Christ - mas time is pa - gan!
(Very long interlude)
Bowls of bubbly Christmas cheer,
Fill your cup and quench your thirst.
They think the tradition's theirs.
Wassail bowls were pagan, first.
CHORUS:
Glo - o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - it's - hil - a - rious!
Christ - mas time is pa - gan!
Glo - o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - it's - hil - a - rious!
Christ - mas time is pa - gan!
(sung to Gloria in Excelsius Deo or Angels We Have Heard on High)
(Long intro)
Christmas time is here again,
Decorations everywhere.
Christmas carols ringing out,
We're ex-Christian, we don't care.
(Short interlude)
Modern folks all celebrate
What they learned in Sunday School.
In December, they don't know
They are celebrating Yule!
CHORUS:
Glo - o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - it's - hil - a - rious!
Christ - mas time is pa - gan!
Glo - o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - it's - hil - a - rious!
Christ - mas time is pa - gan!
(Short interlude)
Let them have their Christmas trees,
Decked in red and green and blue.
We rejoice to see the sight!
Christmas trees are pagan, too.
CHORUS:
Glo - o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - it's - hil - a - rious!
Christ - mas time is pa - gan!
Glo - o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - it's - hil - a - rious!
Christ - mas time is pa - gan!
(Very long interlude)
Bowls of bubbly Christmas cheer,
Fill your cup and quench your thirst.
They think the tradition's theirs.
Wassail bowls were pagan, first.
CHORUS:
Glo - o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - it's - hil - a - rious!
Christ - mas time is pa - gan!
Glo - o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - ho - ho... o - ho - ho - it's - hil - a - rious!
Christ - mas time is pa - gan!
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