3/09/2006                                                                                       View Comments

The Emperor's New Clothes

by Deamond

ORDINARY THEIST

oh, look, there's the King!


AGNOSTIC

Is... is he... is he wearing skin-colloured clothes or something?


ATHEIST

Oh, god, he's naked.


SCIENTIST

"Pardon us, your majesty, may we feel your sleeve for a moment?"

"Why, certainly." (Whispers to coleague) "He's naked"


NONPRACTICEING THEIST

I'm bored, I'm going home


HEATHEN

your King is naked, not like our King.


PHILOSOPHER

Maybe the clothes are there and the King isn't.


CULTIST

(Streaks in front of parade, gets arrested, no one gets the irony)


CREATION SCIENTIST

Well, obviously you can't feel it, either.


FANATIC

(Actually sees clothes)


LUCIFERIAN

Wooo! Shake it!


TELEVANGEALIST

We'll send you the bill for the robes, your majesty.

5 comments:

Jim said...

I'll just keep writing letters to Editors of local newpapers in an attempt to expose Christianity for what it is. It would be good to see Christianity disrobed for the world to see its naked deception.
As for my I'm now a well dressed conservative atheist. No bare bones here.

freedy said...

Hey Jim,..glad to see your uncompromised atheism again!My computer was down,...must be gaud
punishing my unbelief,..lol!
What else do you do to expose the deception of churchianity?

SpaceMonk said...

Clothes or not, he's not My emperor.

Sophie said...

Lol.. Hilarious

Anonymous said...

ray im a luciferian what are u tring to say about the luciferian by saying shake that?