4/08/2007                                                                                       View Comments

The JC Sign Generator



Make your own signs at http://jesus.christ.comicstripgenerator.com/.

45 comments:

Moth said...

I spent my Easter in much the same way Jesus did...

Got hammered on Friday night and didn't rise until Sunday morning.

Joe said...

Yet another fun way to kill time on the Internet... :)

Anonymous said...

Hey, Peter---I can see my house from here!

CoMeDy KiNg said...

www.CustomSignGenerator.com has some church sign generators and also a Jesus Christ
holding a panhandling sign that you can change the messages (made by the same people who made the Jesus comic strip maker).

Epicurienne said...

What a fun thing to do on Easter! LMAO!

Anonymous said...

(Hang-on God, I'm cumming!)

Anonymous said...

Brrr..it's starting to snow, god-damnit!!!

Anonymous said...

Ok boys and girls, it's time to line up and play ring-toss and try to win a stuffed animal, of your choice.

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the men's free-style pissing distance competition.

Anonymous said...

And here ladies and gentlemen, is a photo of our first year 01's winner of the men's freestyle pissing competition winner.

webmdave said...

ever wonder why people dont say anything? its cause not only have you just defiled THE LORD, it's also called being disrespectful of other's religion

webmdave said...

this stuff is dumb and childish! God is real! one day your gonna wish that u didn't make fun of this! how can anyone be so not eve! dang! i'm at 15 yr. old so. at bethany christian school and i have more sense than you all! grow up! its not funny!

webmdave said...

My 5th grade little brother has better grammar and spelling than you.

I'm in a catholic school, too and I'm a deist.

So does that mean I have more sense too?

- TORM (Who makes sense out of cents)

webmdave said...

Really?

Would you like to compare IQ's and see who's the "idiot"?

ATF (Who thinks you're "less than" even one)

webmdave said...

Why do ladies love me? Because I'm hung like this.

webmdave said...

Wow I didn't know Peter had a bald patch!

webmdave said...

Wow I didn't know Peter had a bald patch!

webmdave said...

this is messed up

webmdave said...

this is messed up

webmdave said...

why would you make fun of jesus?!?!

webmdave said...

laurenn,

why would you make fun of jesus?!?!

That reminds me of a joke.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?

Because they keep falling through the holes in his hand.

Bahhhhwahhhhhahahahahahahahahahaha.

My uncle -- the ex-catholic priest -- told me that joke when he was still a priest and was still getting it on with young gay men.

--S.

webmdave said...

Ok boys and girls, it's time to line up and play ring-toss and try to win a stuffed animal, of your choice.

webmdave said...

Brrr..it's starting to snow, god-damnit!!!

webmdave said...

(Hang-on God, I'm cumming!)

webmdave said...

(Hang-on God, I'm cumming!)

webmdave said...

What a fun thing to do on Easter! LMAO!

webmdave said...

www.CustomSignGenerator.com has some church sign generators and also a Jesus Christ
holding a panhandling sign that you can change the messages (made by the same people who made the Jesus comic strip maker).

webmdave said...

www.CustomSignGenerator.com has some church sign generators and also a Jesus Christ
holding a panhandling sign that you can change the messages (made by the same people who made the Jesus comic strip maker).

webmdave said...

Hey, Peter---I can see my house from here!

webmdave said...

Yet another fun way to kill time on the Internet... :)

webmdave said...

I spent my Easter in much the same way Jesus did...

Got hammered on Friday night and didn't rise until Sunday morning.

webmdave said...

I spent my Easter in much the same way Jesus did...

Got hammered on Friday night and didn't rise until Sunday morning.

webmdave said...

God exists.

booga booga

Or he is gonna get you on Halloween.

webmdave said...

And here ladies and gentlemen, is a photo of our first year 01's winner of the men's freestyle pissing competition winner.

webmdave said...

Welcome to the men's free-style pissing distance competition.

webmdave said...

Whoa there, Boom! Quetzalcoatl is MY Aztec god! Unlike your Christian Jesus, I have plenty of feathers to prove Quetzalcoatl's existence. As a fowl devotee, I find your blasphemy offensive. The Council of Elders sentences you to death by a murder of crows.

http://www.rinkworks.com/words/collective.shtml

webmdave said...

your all idiots. dont make fun of him you fools.

webmdave said...

your all idiots. dont make fun of him you fools.

webmdave said...

"your all idiots. dont make fun of him you fools."

'Sorry, but there's no "him" to make fun of.

On the other hand, people who believe extremely funny things no doubt exist, so without further adieu---I don't own any "idiots", so I don't know why "your" calling them mine, dumbass.

Blasphemy is a BLAST-for-me!

Sincerely, and in the utmost disrespect for the Christian philosophy, Boom'.

webmdave said...

Boom,

My sentiments exactly...blasphemy takes a lot of thought and is a creative art form. Hell, writing blasphemic verses can keep one up all night...

The Our Father (for Catholics)

Our Father, who art a cracker,
Saltine be thy name...

I have yet to finish the prayer.

BB

webmdave said...

how can anyone be so not eve! dang! i'm at 15 yr. old so. at bethany christian school

Well, there goes the argument for the superiority of Christian education.

Rachael, would you mind giving us your teacher's email? I'd like to send him/her an example of your spelling and grammar.

webmdave said...

how can anyone be so not eve! dang! i'm at 15 yr. old so. at bethany christian school

Well, there goes the argument for the superiority of Christian education.

Rachael, would you mind giving us your teacher's email? I'd like to send him/her an example of your spelling and grammar.

webmdave said...

Okay, I'll bite. Just what the hell does "I less than three Him" mean? Between this post and the one from Rachel, I sense an total I.Q. of maybe nine.

Rachel, I pity you. You're only fifteen, but the "Jesus Saves Academy" you attend
is turning you into a mindless robot, and when you get out in the real world and
have to deal with that, you are going to be in for quite a shock. Get out now, and
demand your money back!

webmdave said...

BB: "Our Father, who art a cracker,
Saltine be thy name..."

BB: I have yet to finish the prayer.

Fret, not...

Thy Priest did cum,
Right in his bum.
What pervs'!
Story at eleven.

webmdave said...

BB: "Our Father, who art a cracker,
Saltine be thy name..."

BB: I have yet to finish the prayer.

Fret, not...

Thy Priest did cum,
Right in his bum.
What pervs'!
Story at eleven.