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11/20/2007                                                                                       View Comments

Be Thankful to Allah علامات محبة الله ل

Remember to thank the true™ Lord of Creation on Thanksgiving!

29 comments:

Chucky Jesus said...

Thank you Allah (or Yahweh, or God, or whatever it is you're calling yourself these days)for hurricanes, tornadoes, smallpox, earthquakes, cancer, heart disease, Alzheimer's, birth defects, etc, etc. Oh, and thanks a lot for inspiring your followers to kill, mame and torture countless numbers of humans in your most "holy" name.

Anonymous said...

Thank you Allah (or Yahweh, or God, or whatever it is you're calling yourself these days)for hurricanes, tornadoes, smallpox, earthquakes, cancer, heart disease, Alzheimer's, birth defects, etc, etc. Oh, and thanks a lot for inspiring your followers to kill, mame and torture countless numbers of humans in your most "holy" name.

AMEN!

Brother Jeff said...

Fuck Allah and his terrorist followers and all of the Muslim morons who think god wants to be mooned five times a day.

Lorena said...

Oh my! Two minutes of that and I was ready to throw up. Yikes!

Pretty song, though. Too bad the artist's efforts are so misguided.

Pull The Other One! said...

Sorry Lorena, I can't agree with your assessment of the song (though I too wanted to vomit!)

Take out the drumming, replace the word 'Allah' with 'my Lord' or something similar, and you've got exactly the sort of moronic crap you might hear in church any given Sunday!

Lightweight, whining, easy-to-remember, repetitive garbage!

K said...

Remember that to the average is-lame-ik, a chest full of mails propelled by Symtex or C4 and his AkM are more reasons to be *thankful*.

Keep your enemies in sight and your front sight movable...

"They" don't care how many they take with them when their 'thanksgiving' explodes in your face..

"Religion of Many Pieces"

Sheeze..

k, board miscreantFL

skyeyes said...

Care to provide evidence that any god actually exists?

*Waits*

No?

Well then, fuck allah.

DocMike said...

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Check out "By The Book Comics" http://bythebookcomics.blogspot.com/

LXP said...

a) Allah is not YHWH but an idol who was worshipped long before Mohammed was born.
Allah is a name, a contraction of Al-Illah which just means "Chief god" (of the Kabaa, that idol temple in Saudi Arabia)

b) True Muslims must (physically) fight to spread Islam - true Christian must fight but love (so anyone who does fight is NOT a christian)

c) Q: Care to provide evidence that any god actually exists?

A: You don't get the answer by science (because there simply is none) but by reason.. ;-)

Anonymous said...

Thank You ALLAH I think I'm going to go BLOW myself up now! See yas later! I'm going to get me sum o dem tight virgins! Whoo Wee! Heavens going to be great with all those women up there! YES!

WAIT!

Uhhhhh second thought I think I'll stay here I can barely handle one! Forget it!

Allah Sucks said...

I guess the terrorists are thankful to Allah for bombs and TNT.

Anonymous said...

That gave me a headache

SpaceMonk said...

Sounded a bit like it was going to come out with "Kumbayah Allah Kumbayah" :)
...but then it started to sound more like "Little Drummer Boy"
...Pa Rumpa Pum Pum :0
That'd be too Christiany Christmasy though.

Steven Bently said...
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Steven Bently said...

Just this stupid song clearly demonstrates the frailty of the human mind. Because we have no absolute clear answers to why we are here, humans appear to have a need to presume there must be a legitimate reason for us being here, and of course because (it) has a knowledge greater than us, it knows our purpose, (it) naturally would require and need worship and sacrifice, since we are not even worthy to look upon (it). Like the huge angry volcano' "I'll spew my wrath upon you, so send me a virgin to keep me happy." And we all know the redemptive value of a virgin.

So lets keep our gods happy with song and praise, shall we?

Anonymous said...

Jesus Fucking Christ, what is the shit?

Virgins are a endangered species said...

Steven Bentley Said: "Like the huge angry volcano' "I'll spew my wrath upon you, so send me a virgin to keep me happy." And we all know the redemptive value of a virgin."

Considering that virgins are a hard thing to find now days, it's just a matter of time before that big bad angry volcano starts spewing lava all over the place.

So those people better start running like hell as fast and as far away as they can.

Can't Spell Christ Without Shit said...

Anonymous Said: "Jesus Fucking Christ"

Hmmmm......Jesus fucking Christ?

I guess that would be possible for Jesus to have sexual intercourse with himself since he supposedly got a woman pregnant by his own spirit.

That is if he even existed in the first place.

Black Magic Woman said...

The background music kind of sounds like the Islam version of "Black Magic Woman" by Santana.

I think if I were Carlos Santana I would sue those muslims for ripping off the music.

I guess that is an islamic remake of Santana's song. It is called, "Black Magic Allah" by Muhammed.

Donald Fagen said...

Actually the background music sounds more like "Do It Again" by Steely Dan with some Islam Lyrics added.

Anonymous said...

I visit this website almost everyday because of the struggle I have gone through to break away from Christianity.

The last I want is to have another form of religious extremism imposed on me by having it posted on this wesbite. If I wanted to be indoctrinated into Islam, I would visit Muslim websites!

However, as much as I deeply resent the idiot who posted this Muslim bullshit, I will also admit their music is done very well.

It is too bad these people are not secular musicians.

.:webmaster:. said...

Anonymous,

I posted the Islamic video.

Why?

Because it sounds exactly like a Charismatic praise and worship song, that's why. It brings out (in me) the same emotional feelings of wanting to raise my arms in the air as when I was a mind-numbed Christian.

I think this video illustrates (at least a little) that religion is based on nothing more than emotional manipulation. When I hear some Christian music I still feel urge to raise my arms, yet I don't believe in any gods!

That's the entire point with the video.

Anonymous said...

Hello again,

Webmaster, I am the person who expressed my resentment at the posting of this Muslim video.

I apologise to you because I mistook you for a Muslim determined to impose Islam on this website. I forgive you because I now realize you did it to prove a point, as to how mind manipulating and harmful religion can be.

I hope you accept my apology. Thank you very much.

Mandy said...

Webmaster Wrote: "Because it sounds exactly like a Charismatic praise and worship song, that's why. It brings out (in me) the same emotional feelings of wanting to raise my arms in the air as when I was a mind-numbed Christian."

OMG!!!! That is so funny. I was sitting here thinking the same thing. I was picturing the big screen like they have in some of these churches with the words coming across it and people raising their hands in the air.

Webmaster Wrote: "When I hear some Christian music I still feel urge to raise my arms, yet I don't believe in any gods!"

Now watch some christian nut come on here and suggest that you still have the Holy Spook inside of you giving you the urge to do that. LOL!

Brother Jeff said...

Mandy said:

Now watch some christian nut come on here and suggest that you still have the Holy Spook inside of you giving you the urge to do that. LOL!


Once slaved, always slaved! He does still have the Spook of Kryasst who is also somehow magically Him magically inhabiting his inner spook. Praze the Lard! Glory!

Mandy said...

Brother Jeff Wrote: "Once slaved, always slaved! He does still have the Spook of Kryasst who is also somehow magically Him magically inhabiting his inner spook. Praze the Lard! Glory!"


LMAO!!!!

You are just too funny Jeff. :)

I'm sure if that Islamic song was playing in some Islam Praise service they would be raising their AK47s and M16s in the air instead of their hands.

Nirrti said...

Oh great. Now that blasted song's stuck in my head.

Can't Spell Christ Without Shit said...

LET'S SING TOGETHER NOW:

"Daylight Come, And Me Want To Go Home".

Anonymous said...

Great song. I assume 'Thank you' translates 'Fuck' in Arabic?