1/23/2008                                                                                       View Comments

Jesus: Hot or Not?

Cast your eyes upon Jesus, and then vote.



Jesus, hot or not?

Jesus, hot or not?

34 comments:

Spirula said...

I dunno about that Jesus.

But this Jesus is hot sometimes, sometimes not. It's all in the cards.

Bankstreet said...

Definitely "hot." Although I don't know if I skew the findings, speaking as I do as a Gay man!

Anonymous said...

Very hot (speaking as a straight woman!). A little on the skinny side (what with all that walking around Israel), but hot in a 1970s CA surfer boy way.

Anonymous said...

OMFG !!! YES... In a heartbeat.

eris.discordia said...

I want Haaaaaaaaysooooos in my heart, in my bed, in my............my my my my!

Yeah!

Jackie said...

pretty hot for a WHITE GUY! seriously... since he didn't exist i guess he had no race so the fake Jesus is hot enough for me. Shhh... don't tell my husband.

Anonymous said...

If This Jesus was near me, he would get "nailed" again and again...and talk about a second coming.....

R. Black said...

He could kick your ass...oh I hope someone gets that.

chucky jesus said...

I thought Santa Claus was gonna kick your ass....

Knitterman said...

well obviously that can't be Jesus... Jesus (allegedly) said, "If someone asks for your shirt, give him your jacket as well", but that first picture shows a PRICE TAG of $14.90 for the shirt. The RealJesus(tm) would GIVE you the shirt off his back.

hehehehehe

billybee said...

hey, which disiple is that in photo No. 2....?

.:webmaster:. said...

Did anyone notice how HIS eyes follow you no matter which way you turn the monitor?

WOW!

gimmeadrinkawater said...

This site give me more laughs than other other site I visit. Thank you, jezus!

nm156 said...

Who gives a fuck??
Listen to death metal...

Ziggy Blacktail said...

*blink* *blink* I thought Jesus wasn't an Angloid. No, the joke here didn't go over my head. I do get it though. I've heard my fair share of Christians talk about Jesus like they either give their virginity or go gay for him.

webmdave said...

Seee foder mesmo

webmdave said...

I thought Santa Claus was gonna kick your ass....

webmdave said...

hey, which disiple is that in photo No. 2....?

webmdave said...

well obviously that can't be Jesus... Jesus (allegedly) said, "If someone asks for your shirt, give him your jacket as well", but that first picture shows a PRICE TAG of $14.90 for the shirt. The RealJesus(tm) would GIVE you the shirt off his back.

hehehehehe

webmdave said...

Did anyone notice how HIS eyes follow you no matter which way you turn the monitor?

WOW!

webmdave said...

hahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa you people are too much hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

webmdave said...

hahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa you people are too much hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

webmdave said...

hi. my name is ryan and i think jesus is hot

webmdave said...

To the AthiestToothFairy,

You might check you some books because even the biggest athiests believe that Jesus lived and had one of the most profound influences on the world up to this point. Historians, christians, athiests,... they all agree that Jesus lived.. the questions is if He was who He said He was.

webmdave said...

To the AthiestToothFairy,

You might check you some books because even the biggest athiests believe that Jesus lived and had one of the most profound influences on the world up to this point. Historians, christians, athiests,... they all agree that Jesus lived.. the questions is if He was who He said He was.

webmdave said...

asdf,
I've done my research on whether jesus lived or not and the evidence is sorely lacking that he did.

Also, keep in mind, it's not up to us to prove he didn't actually live, but rather it's up to YOU to prove to us that he did live and was some god-on-earth at the same time.

You have NO evidence the jesus was real!!

ATF

webmdave said...

*blink* *blink* I thought Jesus wasn't an Angloid. No, the joke here didn't go over my head. I do get it though. I've heard my fair share of Christians talk about Jesus like they either give their virginity or go gay for him.

webmdave said...

pretty hot for a WHITE GUY! seriously... since he didn't exist i guess he had no race so the fake Jesus is hot enough for me. Shhh... don't tell my husband.

webmdave said...

I want Haaaaaaaaysooooos in my heart, in my bed, in my............my my my my!

Yeah!

webmdave said...

I want Haaaaaaaaysooooos in my heart, in my bed, in my............my my my my!

Yeah!

webmdave said...

Definitely "hot." Although I don't know if I skew the findings, speaking as I do as a Gay man!

webmdave said...

Very hot (speaking as a straight woman!). A little on the skinny side (what with all that walking around Israel), but hot in a 1970s CA surfer boy way.

webmdave said...

I dunno about that Jesus.

But this Jesus is hot sometimes, sometimes not. It's all in the cards.

webmdave said...

I dunno about that Jesus.

But this Jesus is hot sometimes, sometimes not. It's all in the cards.