“Would Jesus Wear a Rolex™?”
By Tyrone Williams I love comedians and I love parody songs. I love them because with biting sarcasm and cunning insight they are capable of exposing the ugly truth of things even the most stubborn person can’t ignore nor deny. And they're just plain funny! Take for example one of my all-time favorite comedic instigators, Ray Stevens. Long before Weird Al Yankovic came along, Ray Stevens pioneered the field of comedy songs with such classics as “The Streak”, “Ahab, the Arab”, “It’s Me Again, Margaret” and “Would Jesus Wear a Rolex™?” It’s the latter song to which I call your attention. It begins like this: “Woke up this morning, turned on my TV set There in living color, was something I can’t forget This man was preaching at me, laying on the charm Asking me for twenty, with ten thousand on his arm “He wore designer clothing, and a big smile on his face Selling me salvation, while they sang Amazing Grace Asking me for money, when he had all the signs of wealth Almost wrote a check ...




