Have a Sip of Salvation
By J.C. Samuelson Yes! You too can join the ranks of those blessed by the Grace of God for as little as $6.95 (plus shipping & handling). Wash away your sins, your guilt, and your thirst at the same time with Holy Spring Water™ . Not recommended for ghosts, ghouls, vampires, and other evildoers or creatures of the night (i.e., atheists). The latter website appears to be a parody similar to the kind found at Landover Baptist Church . Yet truth is stranger than fiction, and yesterday in the news there was an item about a man who actually does sell blessed drinking water. His name is Brian Germann, president of Wayne Enterprises, Inc.. The product is called Holy Drinking Water™ and can now be purchased online at the company's website . Mr. Germann got the idea for this blessed libation on June 6th, 2006 (6-6-6) after talking with his niece about the possibility of using holy water as a defense against evil. After finding a bottling company and a couple pries...




