A 'Bless You' and a Curse
by Amanda, a.k.a. newly not So I'm in a bit of a dilemma here being newly not. I was in the car the other day with my Christian friend - whom, to her knowledge, still thinks I'm a Christian, too - when she did the unthinkable - she sneezed. I sat there in silence, scrambling to come up with how I would react. Do I betray myself and go all hypocritical by saying "bless you"? I'd rather not. How about subtly turning it into an atheist thing by "accidentally" pronouncing it wrong? (WTF is a "blesh"?!). Nah, that phrase is too close for comfort in conforming to Christian culture. I could say "excuse you", but some would consider that even ruder than remaining mum. "Gesundheit"? Changing the language is not changing the origins. I could always say nothing...as in, sorry I'm not acknowledging your biological, involuntary functions! I chose to do the latter. Gosh, that isn't very polite now, is it? To counter, I thoug...




