NO TRUE CHRISTIANS!
There is no doubt in my mind that there is not one true Christian on the planet, and I can prove it. There are several signs of a true believer that are very plain in the Bible. Unlike many of the passages of the Bible, these particular verses are very plain and nearly impossible to misinterpret or take out of context. Let's consider these statements supposedly written by the Apostle John, otherwise known as the disciple whom Jesus loved, as he quoted his master and his God: 1) John 14:15 If ye love me, keep my commandments. 2) John 14:21 He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him. 3) John 15:10 If ye keep my commandments, ye shall abide in my love; even as I have kept my Father's commandments, and abide in his love. This seems pretty plain to me. If you love the Lord, you keep his commandments. Simple! John the Apostle emph...
OH and science, thank you so so so much for guilt free sex.
ReplyDeleteHey Brett, another great video! I couldn't help but think how hillarious this would be if there were 2 people praying - one for god and one for science, and then playing off the faces or looks each gives as their prayer went unanswered vs answered.
ReplyDeleteMight provide a stark contrast set in reality.
And dear science, please incinerate Hiroshima and Nagasaki and its people.
ReplyDeleteOh wait, you did that. Thanks, science.
But U r blaming Science for the faults of man. U r angry at Science. Pleez except Science into ur heart.
ReplyDelete(what's sauce for the goose, is sauce for the gander....the difference is, science actually exists)
Please lets have some proper analysis.
ReplyDeletePlease do a proper multiple least square regression.
There are a large number of packages MATLAB etc. which do this for you.
USE THEM - you are clearly < 100
Long term could we have some conjoint analysis with a range a factors?
Amen Brother.
ReplyDeleteI just saw a miracle. Your face and voice appeared in my room and you spoke to me, in person.
Did you know I flew from Australia to Japan? It was a miracle (of science) and only took about 10 hours. Jesus walked on water? Hell I call fly through the air at 1100km/h 10,000 meters above the ground!
Just near my house is this special little building, the doors open magically when you approach it, the inside temperature is always constant and it is always day time inside. It has food on it's shelves, no matter how many people take the food, the next day there is food there again! I can exchange peices of paper for food.
Religion has a lot of catching up to do.
Brett (Robson)
Moth
ReplyDeleteI have counseled many of young girls who would disagree that your sex from science is guilt free.
Thank you Lauren, i was going to let that one go. Science=guilt free sex, no.
ReplyDeleteNaomi
Very clever...You've made a convert out of me.
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