Jesus...f*** you
By Ian Hi Jesus. Jet me start out by saying F*** you. Yeah, that's right. F*** you. F*** you uncle f***er. What the f***? you ask. Allow me to explain. After careful consideration and a lot of thinking, I have come to the conclusion that you, as presented in the Bible and your followers, are a f***er. How so? Let's see. If people don't believe in you, you damn them to hell. Real nice and merciful. If you damn people to hell for not believing in you and thus harming your ego, then f*** you. If you damn people to hell for following Christianity, then f*** you. If you're going to damn ME for being a freethinker and a humanist, then you're a really psychotic son of God. Want to change your image Jesus? How about starting off by getting rid of all your spokespersons. Why not start with Billy Graham? He's a big motherf***er. I mean come on, wrinkly as a prune, thinks Satan is out to ruin the world, threatens us with hell if we don't believe, runs ...
Interesting, but the acceptance of the bible as historically accurate is rather laughable. At one point, the narrator declares that the four gospels present a consistent and coherent view of Jesus' life. Yet in reality they contradict each other. Even the story of the resurrection isn't consistently recounted.
ReplyDeleteAccurate description of Jesus life? It's rather silent on some 30 years of it, unless you consider non-canonical (that is, politically correct) sources.
ReplyDeleteYou can't have an accurate description of Jesus' life, neither historic nor fictional. The scriptures contradict, and the history is nonexistent.
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