Jesus...f*** you
By Ian Hi Jesus. Jet me start out by saying F*** you. Yeah, that's right. F*** you. F*** you uncle f***er. What the f***? you ask. Allow me to explain. After careful consideration and a lot of thinking, I have come to the conclusion that you, as presented in the Bible and your followers, are a f***er. How so? Let's see. If people don't believe in you, you damn them to hell. Real nice and merciful. If you damn people to hell for not believing in you and thus harming your ego, then f*** you. If you damn people to hell for following Christianity, then f*** you. If you're going to damn ME for being a freethinker and a humanist, then you're a really psychotic son of God. Want to change your image Jesus? How about starting off by getting rid of all your spokespersons. Why not start with Billy Graham? He's a big motherf***er. I mean come on, wrinkly as a prune, thinks Satan is out to ruin the world, threatens us with hell if we don't believe, runs ...
ROFLMAO
ReplyDeletePlaying 'grab-ass' with the Bride has to be my favourite one,....
SMACK-! LOL
I'm pretty-much always looking for some video/s to act as a counter-balance to the plethora of 'Sunday-Programming'.
I'll usually play my copy of "The God who wasn't there", and look-around at YouTube/ Google-Video for any new Atheist-clips...etc..
Thanks a lot!, some great laughs there!
ReplyDeleteIt's difficult to beat the 'body of Christ' falling into the bride's cleavage and the attempted retrieval, and that arse- (and not only arse!-) feeling scene. (especially the adustment the bloke made to get a better purchase!). It seems that groping in the church really is a common occurence!
Actually though, my favourite bit has got to be the look on that kid's face when he realises that he isn't going to get the communion! It's priceless!
The cat summed it all up rather nicely!
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