HOLY SHIT!!

HOLY SHIT Thousands of pilgrims are flocking to upper New York State to view this likeness of Jesus Christ which mysteriously appeared on several sheets of bathroom tissue.

Mrs. Georgia Logsdon claims that the likeness of Christ appeared while she was suffering from a severe case of intestinal influenza.

"I had been sick for days", Mrs. Logsdon recounts, "And I had spent most of my time in the bathroom."

"After one of my particularly violent bowel movements, I prayed to Jesus that I would get over this malady quickly. In the process of cleaning myself, I noticed that a section of the soiled sheets bore a striking resemblance to Jesus. I knew then that my prayers had been answered."

Mrs. Logsdon reports that upon gazing at the visage of Christ, her intestinal problems abruptly ceased. The healing power of the mysterious image in not limited to Mrs. Logsdon. Her husband, Edward, also claims of being relieved of hemhorroid pain after seeing the tissue.

A neighbor, Viola Henderson, states that her dog, Speezo, was cured of ringworm after he sniffed the image.
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  1. imaginary sky daddyOctober 12, 2007

    Is this for real, or just a joke, WM?

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  2. WebmDaveOctober 12, 2007

    I confess. It's a spoof.

    But that you had to ask, says something, doesn't it?

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  3. imaginary sky daddyOctober 13, 2007

    Are you implying that I'm stupid?

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  4. imaginary sky daddyOctober 13, 2007

    If so, oh well.

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  5. WebmDaveOctober 13, 2007

    No, I wasn't implying that you are stupid. I was implying that Christians are so ridiculously lacking in skepticism, willing to believe nearly anything that confirms their religion, that the story actually sounds like something a Christian might testify about.

    If it had been a picture of Mary, it could have been sold on eBay.

    That's what I meant.

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