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5/16/2003                                                                                       View Comments

The Book of Dave

"For Dave so loved the world that he gave his only Son, Dave, that Whosoever believe in Dave shall not perish, but have eternal life in Daveness." Dave 3:16

In the beginning there was Dave. And Dave created the Heavens and the Earth. But the Earth was formless and Void of Dave. And Dave moved over the surface of the Non-Dave and over the Deep of Non-Daveness. Then, Dave said, "Let there Be Daves and their Daveness shall rule the World." And so it was that Dave separated the Daves from the Non-Daves, and the Daves were great with Daveness. And the Dave said unto the Daves of the Earth, "I have created you in My Own image and have blessed you with the Daveness of the Earth. Go, be fruitful and multiply the Earth with Daves that they may bear witness to the Non-Daves, that they Might be Saved." The Book Of Dave 1: 1-7

"And the LORD Dave caused a deep sleep to fall upon Dave, and he slept and he took one of his dave-ribs, and closed up the flesh. The rib which the LORD Dave had taken from Dave, made him a Dave-Babe, and brought her unto Dave. And Dave said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh she shall be called Dave-Babe, because she was taken out of Dave. Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife and they shall be one Dave. " The Book of Dave 2:21-25

Dave is my Shepherd, I shall not want. Dave makes me to lie down in green pastures of Daveness. He leads me besides the cool waters of Dave. He restores my Daveness and guides me in the path of Dave for His Name's sake. Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Non-Dave, I fear no evil; Dave is with me. Thy Daveness comforts me. Dave does prepare for me the greatness of Dave in the presence of mine enemies, the Non-Daves. Thou hast anointed my head with the Oil of Dave. My Cup overflows with Daveness. Surely, the goodness and kindness of Dave will follow me all the days of my life. And I will dwell in the house of Dave forever. Song of Dave 23: 1-6

1 comment:

atd said...

And Dave said "Let there be light"

And the switch was flipped