The Emperor's New Clothes

3/09/2006

by Deamond

ORDINARY THEIST

oh, look, there's the King!

AGNOSTIC

Is... is he... is he wearing skin-colloured clothes or something?

ATHEIST

Oh, god, he's naked.

SCIENTIST

"Pardon us, your majesty, may we feel your sleeve for a moment?"

"Why, certainly." (Whispers to coleague) "He's naked"

NONPRACTICEING THEIST

I'm bored, I'm going home

HEATHEN

your King is naked, not like our King.

PHILOSOPHER

Maybe the clothes are there and the King isn't.

CULTIST

(Streaks in front of parade, gets arrested, no one gets the irony)

CREATION SCIENTIST

Well, obviously you can't feel it, either.

FANATIC

(Actually sees clothes)

LUCIFERIAN

Wooo! Shake it!

TELEVANGEALIST

We'll send you the bill for the robes, your majesty.