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  1. AnonymousJanuary 08, 2006

    Oh my! Very funny, and WHAT an ending! Thanks for sharing the video clip.

    Onanite

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 08, 2006

    this has to be the best thing i have even scene i would love to see more.

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 08, 2006

    Thank you webe.Thats most excellent.It's more than funny it's hilarious.Thank you thank you thank you.
    Even less cryptic and amore wildlee ediflying vine than a funny walk.
    That will do me for a burning bush.
    correctively.
    many thanks

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 09, 2006

    I have to say I have had fun with this video, sharing it with friends. What a hoot! The bus nailing jezzus was so unexpected, it made me jump. (well, maybe the umpteen cups of coffee had something to do with it too)

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 11, 2006

    uhhhh ha ha,,, funny, hilarious, I am sharing to other sites.

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2006

    Superb! and yet they could have done so much more with this than end it the way it did. it speaks much, but could have said so much more......

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2006

    You folks might want to check out http://whydoesgodhateamputees.com
    for some rational discussion and resources

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 13, 2006

    Just found this video and don't know if you might want to start a thread on it.. it is along the same lines of hilarity.

    http://www.lowcarbcomedy.com/html/videos/therest/passionhill.htm

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 13, 2006

    it was not funny,but however you dont know what you re doing:) the man who has no faith ,is the poorest man,with no dream,and no hope.ARMOR of LIGHT.sylverbull@freemail.hu

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 14, 2006

    We laughed a lot, but Abby says we're going to burn in hell.

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  11. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2006

    OMFGS! This is the hit of the year at LiveJournal! I made a graphic to link to it on my user info page!
    Alot of people are already using it! HAHAHAHAH
    PURE GENIUS!!!
    The guy that played Jesus has some major guts to do that. Please give him my warmest regards and admiration!

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2006

    It's not bad for a start, but I really would like to see someone making a similar movie starring Muham-mad. Now that would be really courageous. This is only childplay

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  13. AnonymousJune 02, 2006

    This is a video of the actor really being killed at the end you realise...

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  14. bluebedlingtonboy@blogspot.comMay 13, 2007

    It just gets me - every time - one of the funniest wind-ups ever. A touch of genius, and courage, went into this tiny but perfect production.

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  15. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2008

    was that "jesus" really owned by the bus? or was that a clever fake?

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