"A Sabbatical?" or "My Anti-Testimony"
I first posted this "testimony" to the web on July 27, 2001. If you too have found Christianity specifically, or religion generally, to be less than satisfying for any reason, please consider posting your own "testimony" to this site by clicking here , or message me by clicking here. I t is invariably a shock to Evangelical Christians to come across someone who has turned his or her back on the “faith was once delivered unto the saints.” Most believers will quickly dismiss an ex-Christian by piously pointing out that anyone who turns away from Christ was never a real believer. Or, as an insider might say it, “They were never born again.” There is Biblical support for the assertion. 1 John 2:19, which addressed the problem of First Century apostates, states that: “They went out from us, but they were not of us; for if they had been of us, they would no doubt have continued with us: but they went out, that they might be made manifest that they were not all of us....
These things take too long for my 56k modem to open. Christ is a myth anyway.
ReplyDeleteI can't get this to work. Even in an external window.
ReplyDeleteI got it to work. Funny. Was this from the Family Guy? It looks like the same cartoon drawings. I'm sure this is just one more confirmation of the decay of society that they'll be preaching about in the cults this Sunday.
ReplyDeleteIt's a large file. If you don't have a broadband connection, then you might as well forget it.
ReplyDeleteEven if you have a fast connection, you might have to wait a bit.
Sorry...
That is damn funny!!!
ReplyDeletefor those having trouble playing the clip.its a divx derive clip,so you have to download the divx codecs and the player and run in real player. had to download the clip webmaster full declosure here,to see the problem was. will delete ask to. the clip was dam funny though had a fifth element meets die hard meet the passion of the chris your whore (satire there)
ReplyDeleteMy eleven year old and I saw it together - we thought it was hilarious. Great stuff.
ReplyDeleteMy eleven year old and I saw it together - we thought it was hilarious. Great stuff.
ReplyDeleteFairly funny but certainly not worth the wait.
ReplyDeleteIt only took me 8 seconds to download.
ReplyDeleteYep, it's from Family Guy all right. The episode titled "North by North Quahog" where Peter steals Mel Gibson's latest film.
ReplyDeletejim lee you are extremely dumb, all of you will burn and be tortured in hell for eternity if you don't repent right now. stop being dumbasses, jim lee you're retarded and you'll surely burn if you keep believing that trash.
ReplyDeleteReggie, why do you think that tales of Hell are actually true, rather than just some archaic poppycock that some sadistic control-freak priests dreamed up? Do you honestly believe that a being capable of creating planets would bother to torture anyone?
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