Dear Believer
by Dan Barker Dear Believer, — You asked me to consider Christianity as the answer for my life. I have done that. I consider it untrue, repugnant, and harmful. You expect me to believe Jesus was born of a virgin impregnated by a ghost? Do you believe all the crazy tales of ancient religions? Julius Caesar was reportedly born of a virgin; Roman historian Seutonius said Augustus bodily rose to heaven when he died; and Buddha was supposedly born speaking. You don’t believe all that, do you? Why do you expect me to swallow the fables of Christianity? I find it incredible that you ask me to believe that the earth was created in six literal days; women come from a man’s rib; a snake, a donkey, and a burning bush spoke human language; the entire world was flooded, covering the mountains to drown evil; all animal species, millions of them, rode on one boat; language variations stem from the tower of Babel; Moses had a magic wand; the Nile turned to blood; a stick turned into a snake; witches, ...
These things take too long for my 56k modem to open. Christ is a myth anyway.
ReplyDeleteI can't get this to work. Even in an external window.
ReplyDeleteI got it to work. Funny. Was this from the Family Guy? It looks like the same cartoon drawings. I'm sure this is just one more confirmation of the decay of society that they'll be preaching about in the cults this Sunday.
ReplyDeleteIt's a large file. If you don't have a broadband connection, then you might as well forget it.
ReplyDeleteEven if you have a fast connection, you might have to wait a bit.
Sorry...
That is damn funny!!!
ReplyDeletefor those having trouble playing the clip.its a divx derive clip,so you have to download the divx codecs and the player and run in real player. had to download the clip webmaster full declosure here,to see the problem was. will delete ask to. the clip was dam funny though had a fifth element meets die hard meet the passion of the chris your whore (satire there)
ReplyDeleteMy eleven year old and I saw it together - we thought it was hilarious. Great stuff.
ReplyDeleteMy eleven year old and I saw it together - we thought it was hilarious. Great stuff.
ReplyDeleteFairly funny but certainly not worth the wait.
ReplyDeleteIt only took me 8 seconds to download.
ReplyDeleteYep, it's from Family Guy all right. The episode titled "North by North Quahog" where Peter steals Mel Gibson's latest film.
ReplyDeletejim lee you are extremely dumb, all of you will burn and be tortured in hell for eternity if you don't repent right now. stop being dumbasses, jim lee you're retarded and you'll surely burn if you keep believing that trash.
ReplyDeleteReggie, why do you think that tales of Hell are actually true, rather than just some archaic poppycock that some sadistic control-freak priests dreamed up? Do you honestly believe that a being capable of creating planets would bother to torture anyone?
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