By Ian Hi Jesus. Jet me start out by saying F*** you. Yeah, that's right. F*** you. F*** you uncle f***er. What the f***? you ask. Allow me to explain. After careful consideration and a lot of thinking, I have come to the conclusion that you, as presented in the Bible and your followers, are a f***er. How so? Let's see. If people don't believe in you, you damn them to hell. Real nice and merciful. If you damn people to hell for not believing in you and thus harming your ego, then f*** you. If you damn people to hell for following Christianity, then f*** you. If you're going to damn ME for being a freethinker and a humanist, then you're a really psychotic son of God. Want to change your image Jesus? How about starting off by getting rid of all your spokespersons. Why not start with Billy Graham? He's a big motherf***er. I mean come on, wrinkly as a prune, thinks Satan is out to ruin the world, threatens us with hell if we don't believe, runs ...
This guy's hilarious. He sums them all(the desert spawned religions) up perfectly.
ReplyDeleteMy dream is that I live long enough to see religions treated the way they deserve to be treated, with laughter!! Jim Earl
ReplyDeleteSimply brilliant...two thumbs way up!!
ReplyDeleteI sent this on to thirty people. FANTASTIC!
ReplyDeleteHello all, I found this link from another poster on the the Richard Dawkins site. It's the comment page for Marcus Brigstocke where you can leave a happy note to offset his hate mail.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.marcusbrigstocke.co.uk/contact.asp
Amen!!
ReplyDeleteTerrific truths told like they should be told! Plain talk and oh, so right!
ReplyDeleteNice to hear someone telling like the rest of us would like to. It is about time we stood up for our rights.
ReplyDeleteThis guy is smarter than 99% of people I know. Way smarter. And funnier too.
ReplyDeleteYou know, religion is the man made rules and regulations one does gymnastics through to belong to a particular group of people. If you look , it was "religious people" that killed the "Messiah". I tend to believe that there is a Creator, that He is love, that He wants HIS creation to thrive, but can't stand men or women that try to oppress and rule over HIS creation. Hence, He gets P.O.'d and we all suffer. Try loving a person, not because they can do something for you, but that you can do something for them. Then you know you truely love, because you don't get anything back in return. In other words, sacrifice your comfort for someone else and see how good you feel.
ReplyDeleteThank you.