NO TRUE CHRISTIANS!
There is no doubt in my mind that there is not one true Christian on the planet, and I can prove it. There are several signs of a true believer that are very plain in the Bible. Unlike many of the passages of the Bible, these particular verses are very plain and nearly impossible to misinterpret or take out of context. Let's consider these statements supposedly written by the Apostle John, otherwise known as the disciple whom Jesus loved, as he quoted his master and his God: 1) John 14:15 If ye love me, keep my commandments. 2) John 14:21 He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him. 3) John 15:10 If ye keep my commandments, ye shall abide in my love; even as I have kept my Father's commandments, and abide in his love. This seems pretty plain to me. If you love the Lord, you keep his commandments. Simple! John the Apostle emph...
These things take too long for my 56k modem to open. Christ is a myth anyway.
ReplyDeleteI can't get this to work. Even in an external window.
ReplyDeleteI got it to work. Funny. Was this from the Family Guy? It looks like the same cartoon drawings. I'm sure this is just one more confirmation of the decay of society that they'll be preaching about in the cults this Sunday.
ReplyDeleteIt's a large file. If you don't have a broadband connection, then you might as well forget it.
ReplyDeleteEven if you have a fast connection, you might have to wait a bit.
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That is damn funny!!!
ReplyDeletefor those having trouble playing the clip.its a divx derive clip,so you have to download the divx codecs and the player and run in real player. had to download the clip webmaster full declosure here,to see the problem was. will delete ask to. the clip was dam funny though had a fifth element meets die hard meet the passion of the chris your whore (satire there)
ReplyDeleteMy eleven year old and I saw it together - we thought it was hilarious. Great stuff.
ReplyDeleteMy eleven year old and I saw it together - we thought it was hilarious. Great stuff.
ReplyDeleteFairly funny but certainly not worth the wait.
ReplyDeleteIt only took me 8 seconds to download.
ReplyDeleteYep, it's from Family Guy all right. The episode titled "North by North Quahog" where Peter steals Mel Gibson's latest film.
ReplyDeletejim lee you are extremely dumb, all of you will burn and be tortured in hell for eternity if you don't repent right now. stop being dumbasses, jim lee you're retarded and you'll surely burn if you keep believing that trash.
ReplyDeleteReggie, why do you think that tales of Hell are actually true, rather than just some archaic poppycock that some sadistic control-freak priests dreamed up? Do you honestly believe that a being capable of creating planets would bother to torture anyone?
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