Jesus...f*** you
By Ian Hi Jesus. Jet me start out by saying F*** you. Yeah, that's right. F*** you. F*** you uncle f***er. What the f***? you ask. Allow me to explain. After careful consideration and a lot of thinking, I have come to the conclusion that you, as presented in the Bible and your followers, are a f***er. How so? Let's see. If people don't believe in you, you damn them to hell. Real nice and merciful. If you damn people to hell for not believing in you and thus harming your ego, then f*** you. If you damn people to hell for following Christianity, then f*** you. If you're going to damn ME for being a freethinker and a humanist, then you're a really psychotic son of God. Want to change your image Jesus? How about starting off by getting rid of all your spokespersons. Why not start with Billy Graham? He's a big motherf***er. I mean come on, wrinkly as a prune, thinks Satan is out to ruin the world, threatens us with hell if we don't believe, runs ...
These things take too long for my 56k modem to open. Christ is a myth anyway.
ReplyDeleteI can't get this to work. Even in an external window.
ReplyDeleteI got it to work. Funny. Was this from the Family Guy? It looks like the same cartoon drawings. I'm sure this is just one more confirmation of the decay of society that they'll be preaching about in the cults this Sunday.
ReplyDeleteIt's a large file. If you don't have a broadband connection, then you might as well forget it.
ReplyDeleteEven if you have a fast connection, you might have to wait a bit.
Sorry...
That is damn funny!!!
ReplyDeletefor those having trouble playing the clip.its a divx derive clip,so you have to download the divx codecs and the player and run in real player. had to download the clip webmaster full declosure here,to see the problem was. will delete ask to. the clip was dam funny though had a fifth element meets die hard meet the passion of the chris your whore (satire there)
ReplyDeleteMy eleven year old and I saw it together - we thought it was hilarious. Great stuff.
ReplyDeleteMy eleven year old and I saw it together - we thought it was hilarious. Great stuff.
ReplyDeleteFairly funny but certainly not worth the wait.
ReplyDeleteIt only took me 8 seconds to download.
ReplyDeleteYep, it's from Family Guy all right. The episode titled "North by North Quahog" where Peter steals Mel Gibson's latest film.
ReplyDeletejim lee you are extremely dumb, all of you will burn and be tortured in hell for eternity if you don't repent right now. stop being dumbasses, jim lee you're retarded and you'll surely burn if you keep believing that trash.
ReplyDeleteReggie, why do you think that tales of Hell are actually true, rather than just some archaic poppycock that some sadistic control-freak priests dreamed up? Do you honestly believe that a being capable of creating planets would bother to torture anyone?
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