Atheist Brett Keane on Judgment Day

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Anonymous said…
I love the ending song.
November 26, 2006
Anonymous said…
celestials1938

A god nor jesus never wrote any part of the Bible, so you're just repeating something that a bunch of mentally insane people wrote down over 2000 years ago. It has absolutely no meaning, and no basis for truth.

celestials1938, you're just a brainwashed fundy troll.......
November 26, 2006
beepbeepitsme said…
What if there is a god who gets pissed off when we worship her?

Oooppps - off the menopausal hell for you..
November 26, 2006
Anonymous said…
If good deeds do not matter, and all that matters is to accept the deity who will be there on judgment day, why bother trying to be so pure and holy in earth?

And besides, how are you supposed to know which deity will be there on judgment day? Suppose it is Allah, but why is it your fault that you weren't born and raised in the Middle East and you deserve to burn in hell for eternity?

Or what if the ancient Greeks were right and Zeus is the supreme god? No matter what you do, you'll burn in hell anyway, so just life life to its fullest without the threat of religion.
November 26, 2006
Anonymous said…
Celestials1938,

It is obvious you think you are clever and well-versed in theological discourse. But here is how your rambling postings appear to us…

"Catchy, provocative title meant to titillate". Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah…(inserted bible verse that may or may not have anything to do with prior blah-blah-blah.) More blah-blah-blah-blah-blah. USE CAPITALIZED LETTERS TO DRAW ATTENTION TO SOME SCRIPTURAL GOBBLEDEGOOK TO MAKE CELESTIALS1938 APPEAR INTELLIGENT!
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah…(regurgitate another bible verse) Ending blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, but make it appear that Celestrials1938 had a deeper understanding of scripture than the last fundamentalist troll that posted here.

Then close with blah-blah-blah@msn.com – that Celestials1938 doesn’t respond to.

You don’t take hints very well so let me say it straight out…Your postings are not welcome here. GO AWAY, permanently!
November 26, 2006
boomSLANG said…
Wes, I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that "1938" is not an arbitrary number, but a birth year. This would make perfect sense, in that, an old-timer like Celibate1938 isn't hip to the fact that cherry-picking and parroting scripture means jack-sh*t, especially on an ex-christian website.

"What makes the Holy bible true, believer?" Christian1938msn.com: "Because it says right in it that it's true, silly!"

"What makes the Holy Q'ran true, believer?" Muslim1938msn.com: "Because it says right in it that it's true, silly!"

"What makes the Book of Mormon true, believer?" Mormon1938msn.com: "Because it says right in it that it's true, silly!"

"What makes National Bigfoot Tracker magazine true, believer?" Bigfoottracker1938msn.com: "Because it says right in it that it's true, silly!"


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"But what makes you think Jesus is real, believer?" Christian1938msn.com: "Because a snowcone tastes good on a really hot day, silly!"

"But what makes you think Muhammad is real, believer?" Muslim1938msn.com: Because my cousin blew himself up yesterday, silly!"

"But what makes you think Joseph Smith was legit, believer?" Mormon1938msn.com: "Because out of 30 wives, one is always sure to not have a headache, silly!"

"But what makes you think Bigfoot is real, believer?" Bigfoottracker1938msn.com: "Because they don't make gorilla suits for people with feet that big, silly!"

Can't take hint? Scram!
November 27, 2006
Anonymous said…
Celestials1938 is either mentally ill,a drunk or suffering from a brain disorder.
Any further comments to him are a waste of time as far as I'm concerned.
November 27, 2006
Anonymous said…
Most people who believe in God do so from whom they are taught..If you live in India..it is Hidu, in Iraq Allah..In USA Jesus in old Egypt Ra..la la like he said waht if this god turns out to be the cookie monster and everyone is wrong..
November 27, 2006
Anonymous said…
Whenever I'm confronted with the "What if you're wrong/Judgement Day" scenario, I sometimes lob this little doozie back at the inquisitor-du-jour.

First I point out that the two things that I enjoy doing more than anything else are solving problems and helping people. Then I point out that, in heaven, there won't be any problems to solve and nobody will ever need any help. While hell, on the other han, must have lots of problems and a gazillion people just begging for assistance. So, ultimately, I would be able to do much more good in hell than I ever could in heaven.

Then I ask them why they want to go to heaven and what good deeds they intend to do when they get there.
November 29, 2006
Anonymous said…
Christians, accept the flying spaghetti monster into your heart as your personal lord and pasta cook.
For is i not said that "it is easier to make mantecinni without eggs than for a christian to enjoy a meatball sub".
November 29, 2006

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