"A Sabbatical?" or "My Anti-Testimony"
I first posted this "testimony" to the web on July 27, 2001. If you too have found Christianity specifically, or religion generally, to be less than satisfying for any reason, please consider posting your own "testimony" to this site by clicking here , or message me by clicking here. I t is invariably a shock to Evangelical Christians to come across someone who has turned his or her back on the “faith was once delivered unto the saints.” Most believers will quickly dismiss an ex-Christian by piously pointing out that anyone who turns away from Christ was never a real believer. Or, as an insider might say it, “They were never born again.” There is Biblical support for the assertion. 1 John 2:19, which addressed the problem of First Century apostates, states that: “They went out from us, but they were not of us; for if they had been of us, they would no doubt have continued with us: but they went out, that they might be made manifest that they were not all of us....
Too bad there is not a sodomy mobile for every on of Freds hate events.
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Hot guys. If only I were a man...This makes me wanna get a sex change and ride the big pink bus of freedom! :D
ReplyDeleteThe world would be a horrible place without homosexuals. I wonder if god hates homosexual cats and dogs too? Well, either way god doesn't hate them enough to save Fred and his family from being taunted by a gange of homosexual men who sing pretty well. ; ) BTW, AtheistMommy loves fags!
ReplyDeleteI didn't even know sodomy was illegal in the united states. What about separation of church and state since the law is clearly biblically based?
ReplyDeleteChristians = The biggest intolerant hypocritical bigots on the face of the earth...THAT being the only thing about their beliefs that can actually be proven.
ReplyDeleteToo bad V for Vendetta isn't true. All those homo fags should be rounded up and killed by way of scientific testing to further prove evolution. Michael Moore is an A$$ but I must agree, that paster is quite the dip head.
ReplyDeleteSean the non-American Irishman. Also a proud member of the Irish Republican Army 8-)
Ah, homophobia... is there a more pathetic thing?
ReplyDeleteThe distant moon of Europa, which orbits Jupiter, is covered in ice, but underneath the ice is liquid water, because the moon´s core is active - because of tidal forces caused by the giant planet it orbits. Deep in these lightless and relatively warm, but still very cold oceans, there live blind, featureless worms that feed on bacteria, which feed on chemicals from "black smokers" on the ocean´s bottom. These worms grow very slow and live long, although they have no sense of time since there are no seasons in the lightless, slimy silt on the bottom of thaticy ocean.
Now, there worms of course excrete as well. And there is a species of even smaller and more featureless, sessile organism which feeds on the faeces of these blind, pale worms.
And even these humble, eyeless critters that eat the shit of worms, think homophobes are pathetic losers.
Anyway... more power to Michael Moore. I wish more people would go out and get silly like he does. The more powerful the court, the more desperate a jester is needed.
"All those homo fags should be rounded up and killed by way of scientific testing to further prove evolution."
ReplyDeleteThe stupid, it hurts! Take it off! Take it off!
God doesn't hate gays,..She's just mad that they found a loop-hole!!
ReplyDeleteTypically I don't like Michael Moore, but I LOVED this. Way to go, MM!
ReplyDeleteMichael Moore does it again. The guy has an acute sense of the absurd and has no qualms about putting himself out there to expose the blatant idiocy of various positions. Was the "sodomobile" a bit over-the-top; you bet. But sometimes it takes one outrageous act to shed light on the absurdity of another.
ReplyDeleteFred Phelps and his gang clearly have some serious issues of their own; as offensive and annoying as they are, I don't think they are a real threat to anybody aside from the grieving families they victimize (for which they deserve to be locked up in an asylum, if you ask me). The real threat, in my opinion, is the blatant religiously-motivated claptrap that finds its way into political discourse, and is so frustratingly difficult to eradicate once it has taken root. Case in point: The various "Protection of Marriage" acts rest upon absolutely nothing (at least nothing I have been able to discern) more substantial than religiously-condoned bigotry. What unthinking sophistry to suggest that marriage would become "meaningless" if the same privileges were to be extended to same-sex couples.
As I've said many times, within a century this will all be a non-issue. People will look back at this era with the same disdain that we now feel toward those inexplicable and embarrassingly recent times when women did not have the right to vote and blacks had to sit at the back of the bus. But, if history is any guide, Christians will one day proudly proclaim that it was by their initiative that same-sex marriage became legitimized. Mark my words; it will happen.
Brilliant! I wish I could be there to see the looks on the xtians faces when that bus rolls into town!
ReplyDeleteDoes that go for the "christianity" too? Will it be a non-issue one day?We can only pray,...........................
ReplyDeleteIn the name of science ,....amen!
"Christians = The biggest intolerant hypocritical bigots on the face of the earth...THAT being the only thing about their beliefs that can actually be proven."
ReplyDeleteYou forgot "...paranoiac delusional bigots...with a passion for minding other people's business that can only be called deliberately insane."
Other than that, good job!