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4/27/2008                                                                                       View Comments

Intelligent design is being expelled!

A video by Edward Current



Shame on Big Science for trying to squash Intelligent Design -- something I confirmed with only about an hour of research. Who knew that science is worse than Hitler?

15 comments:

Evelyn said...

A parody, I should have known!

SoD said...

Indeed in this world … Intelligent Design has faltered … but because the beautiful and shinning crystal glass was shattered when it fell to the floor … doesn’t mean it’s Superior Design didn’t exist before it’s fragments were disarranged …

Knowing that the We of an Intelligent Mind Soul, are Beings of a ‘’Complex Designed Circuitry of Intelligent Energy’ .. and knowing that Soul is that ghost-like Energy which engulfs the Mind at all times …. and knowing that the Spirit is but the accelerated state of any energy … I am comfortable rooted in the knowledge that we were brought into existence by the Master Creator …

We are product of the Master Creator …. A ‘’Living Entity of ‘Charged Plasma Energy’ … a Being of the greatest intelligence known and unknown …. One who did create and do hold firm the very Designed Foundation of all Worlds created … that same One who sit in Highest position of all Her Creations of 9 Universal Planes … and who in doing so established each upper and lower Planes Inner 4 Dimensional Levels … all of which are held in placed by the stabilizing accomplishments of Quantum Frequencies ….

Of such A Creator is said …. if Her Changed Physical Form of a Shiny Black Shape Shifting Mass of Plasma unto a Voltage Form of Lightening, were to step down from Her hidden Place there in the First Dimensional Level of the First Universal Plane …. and were to take journey through our known universe of expanded darkness … Her appearance would stand as a Five Figurative Form of Blue Lightening …. taller than any known Nebula …. and that spiraling galaxies would be as tiny lily pads coupling each Her every gigantic Footsteps …. and that each lily pad of a galaxy, would buckle to fall in scattered debris at Her passing … So Knowing what I am sure of … there is no need to debate rather or not the We of Intelligent Mind Souls were Designed or a mishap of evolutionized procedures of natural developments … I stand In full knowledge of my Creator … I am just an Old Sold passing through, with something important to say ….…

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Astreja said...

Sod (not to be confused with portable grass): "Knowing that the We of an Intelligent Mind Soul..."

No evidence that 'soul' exists.

"...Beings of a ‘Complex Designed..."

No evidence of a designer, either.

"...and knowing that Soul is that ghost-like Energy..."

Unsupported assertion.

"We are product of the Master Creator..."

Got any proof for the existence of this 'Master Creator'? Didn't think so.

"...Charged Plasma Energy blah blah blah 9 Universal Planes blah blah 4 Dimensional Levels yadda yadda estabilizing accomplishments of Quantum Frequencies..."

WTF?

"...Shiny Black Shape Shifting Mass of Plasma unto a Voltage Form of Lightening..."

And I say again, WTF??? Are you a real person, Sod, or just a random woo-woo generator? (goes looking for a Turing Test and a clue-by-four, Just In Case)

AtheistToothFairy said...

Sod farm said:
if Her Changed Physical Form of a Shiny Black Shape Shifting Mass of Plasma unto a Voltage Form of Lightening...
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Astreja,
I see the problem here.

Sod was out on the golf course (which is where one would find "Sod"), playing a round of golf during a severe thunderstorm. She raised 'her' golf club above her head, and ZZZZZZAP.

People who have been hit by lightning (and live to tell about it), many times will exhibit symptoms of having their minds residing in some altered reality.
I guess in this particular case, a whole host of supernatural unreal objects, became reality for Sod.

What I can't figure out, is if we should 'water' this sod, or break out the lawn mower?


ATF (Who is "farming" out this woo-woo Sod, unto better pastures)

eris.discordia said...

I was just sitting here at the restaurant at the end of the Universe invoking my G.G.G.O.T.I. - Google when I came across this thought provoking video!

I agree! Whenever I have a question the first thing I do is consult my God! My God is the God of the internet GOOGLE! I refer to my god as the G.G.G.O.T.I. - The Great Google God of the Internet, or H.S.C.G.G.G.O.T.I. - as I have High Speed Cable! I invoke my G.G.G.O.T.I. every chance I get and worship it daily!

Like the Bible, the internet has a few minor contradictions but in Google's eyes ALL things were created for the Glory of Google!

Can I get a big AMEN RA?

How about some Top RAMEN? Don't forget the fish!

SoD said...

In times like these ... I'm reminded of the disbelievers in the story of Noah ...SoD ... Seed of David ... I'm just somebody ... trying to tell everybody .... about somebody ... who did Design every body .... an Old Soul Passing through, with something important to say ... be well, safe and happy ...

buffettphan said...

Okay, I admit it...The curiousity got to me and I checked out sod's website, after making sure my anti-virus software was up-to-date!! Too bad we can't come up with an anti-god virus to protect all the vulnerable brains out there!

Anyhow, "Evelyn" and her website -- just another wacky, loopy nutjob, complete with glittery fonts. This is an excerpt from her first paragraph...

"It is my assigned duty … to assist this generation of searching people in a New-Era-Enlightenment. Though my Statements, Comments and Replies are my own, I consider myself a sort of ghost-writer, and co-author … for I Know nothing …. Understand nothing …. Or Write nothing …. Without the assistance and approval by those Divine Celestial Teachers …. And those High Celestial given charge over me … I am just an Old Soul passing through, with something Import to say."

Where's that barf bag I swiped from my last airplane flight?????

buffettphan said...

Edward,

Yes, a parody, and a great one. I really enjoyed it. How do you keep such a straight face? ;-)

Thanks!

Astreja said...

The one thing that I could never figure out about all these amazing, wonderful Enlightened Pandimensional Woo-Woo Beings... Why do they insist on talking to only one human at a time, expecting the rest of us to simply believe the messenger?

AtheistToothFairy said...

Astreja asked...
Why do they [Enlightened Pandimensional Woo-Woo Beings] insist on talking to only one human at a time, expecting the rest of us to simply believe the messenger?
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Gosh, I thought everyone knew the answer to this.
Well, perhaps there are a handful out-there that didn't get the divine explanation.
See, the woo-woo beings use wormholes to communicate their messages to us.

Alas, these wormholes have a stubborn nature about them, so the passage through these wormholes is very very narrow.
Hense, nothing more than very simple (but distorted) audio can be transmitted through them, and then, only to one human 'heart' at a time.
Usually the first message sent, is one informing the special chosen agent of la-la land, to spread the upcoming divine messages to the rest of the ignorant human population.

We should be grateful that folks like SoD here (aka Sperm of David), have been chosen to reveal the "knowledge of ancients" to us lowly earth creatures.
Without these chosen divine messengers, how would the humans ever learn how to save themselves, from themselves?

Now everyone please dig real deep into your wallets and purses and send 10% of your annual income, right away, to SoD's website.
Don't worry about paying your bills, as the woo-woo beings assure me that this life is unimportant and we should spend all our time and money ensuring our survival in the next glorious life instead.


ATF (Who thinks his "tongue" just got glued to his "cheek")

SoD said...

We …Wise Opponent in Oppositions … Wavering Off Obscure thinkers …which are on this side of the wormhole … can now take advantage of technology and converse this manner … I never asked for any monies … I live a very serene and very modest life style as I’m house under my Daughter’s roof … I only ask others to consider a truth of these ending days … I am a Seed of David … an Older Soul than He …. For this reason I can not be Sperm of David …. Yet I am of His Celestial Blood-line …. I have never considered humanity ignorant … nor have anyone ever heard me speak such degrading words … Most of Humanity are Celestials … and those few who are not … are equal in the eye site of the Master Creator, as we are all on this side of the sun … I don’t ask anyone to follow any certain Deity … but each and every one has an Ancient Father … that Father already has embedded in His Mind Soul, that Deity of His Creation …. So even if you don’t recognize a Deity in the choosing opportunity we have now … your blood line has already assigned you to one … when Mind Souls leave this Earth this time around, it will be for the last time here … all Mind Souls will go somewhere … rather they are aware of this before hand or not … so even disbelievers will be participants in the ‘after life’ for Mind Souls will not cease to exist … I am just very prayerful, that each Mind Soul knows, there are celestials of great knowledge who seek to capture Mind Souls, and to use them in slavery for the energy in which the Mind Soul produces …. And in this knowledge, I pray each Mind Soul choosing a Deity, do not choose this overlord in power …

boomSLANG said...

SoD: ... I'm just somebody ... trying to tell everybody .... about somebody ... who did Design every body

And I'm just somebody ...trying to tell you superstitious folk ... that you'll need ... some objective evidence ... if you expect ... us to believe .... one word ... of your psycho ... blatherings.

.:webmaster:. said...

OK... I... can't... stand it ... anymore.

Goodbye nutball.

The AntiChristian said...

Dear SoD,
You need help. You should google your local association of psychotherapists and find someone affordable near you. Run! Don't walk to a psychotherapist near you!

SoD said...

Dear antichristian. thank you for your opinion ...