Intelligent design is being expelled!
A video by Edward Current
Shame on Big Science for trying to squash Intelligent Design -- something I confirmed with only about an hour of research. Who knew that science is worse than Hitler?
Shame on Big Science for trying to squash Intelligent Design -- something I confirmed with only about an hour of research. Who knew that science is worse than Hitler?
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No evidence that 'soul' exists.
"...Beings of a ‘Complex Designed..."
No evidence of a designer, either.
"...and knowing that Soul is that ghost-like Energy..."
Unsupported assertion.
"We are product of the Master Creator..."
Got any proof for the existence of this 'Master Creator'? Didn't think so.
"...Charged Plasma Energy blah blah blah 9 Universal Planes blah blah 4 Dimensional Levels yadda yadda estabilizing accomplishments of Quantum Frequencies..."
WTF?
"...Shiny Black Shape Shifting Mass of Plasma unto a Voltage Form of Lightening..."
And I say again, WTF??? Are you a real person, Sod, or just a random woo-woo generator? (goes looking for a Turing Test and a clue-by-four, Just In Case)
if Her Changed Physical Form of a Shiny Black Shape Shifting Mass of Plasma unto a Voltage Form of Lightening...
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Astreja,
I see the problem here.
Sod was out on the golf course (which is where one would find "Sod"), playing a round of golf during a severe thunderstorm. She raised 'her' golf club above her head, and ZZZZZZAP.
People who have been hit by lightning (and live to tell about it), many times will exhibit symptoms of having their minds residing in some altered reality.
I guess in this particular case, a whole host of supernatural unreal objects, became reality for Sod.
What I can't figure out, is if we should 'water' this sod, or break out the lawn mower?
ATF (Who is "farming" out this woo-woo Sod, unto better pastures)
I agree! Whenever I have a question the first thing I do is consult my God! My God is the God of the internet GOOGLE! I refer to my god as the G.G.G.O.T.I. - The Great Google God of the Internet, or H.S.C.G.G.G.O.T.I. - as I have High Speed Cable! I invoke my G.G.G.O.T.I. every chance I get and worship it daily!
Like the Bible, the internet has a few minor contradictions but in Google's eyes ALL things were created for the Glory of Google!
Can I get a big AMEN RA?
How about some Top RAMEN? Don't forget the fish!
Anyhow, "Evelyn" and her website -- just another wacky, loopy nutjob, complete with glittery fonts. This is an excerpt from her first paragraph...
"It is my assigned duty … to assist this generation of searching people in a New-Era-Enlightenment. Though my Statements, Comments and Replies are my own, I consider myself a sort of ghost-writer, and co-author … for I Know nothing …. Understand nothing …. Or Write nothing …. Without the assistance and approval by those Divine Celestial Teachers …. And those High Celestial given charge over me … I am just an Old Soul passing through, with something Import to say."
Where's that barf bag I swiped from my last airplane flight?????
Yes, a parody, and a great one. I really enjoyed it. How do you keep such a straight face? ;-)
Thanks!
Why do they [Enlightened Pandimensional Woo-Woo Beings] insist on talking to only one human at a time, expecting the rest of us to simply believe the messenger?
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Gosh, I thought everyone knew the answer to this.
Well, perhaps there are a handful out-there that didn't get the divine explanation.
See, the woo-woo beings use wormholes to communicate their messages to us.
Alas, these wormholes have a stubborn nature about them, so the passage through these wormholes is very very narrow.
Hense, nothing more than very simple (but distorted) audio can be transmitted through them, and then, only to one human 'heart' at a time.
Usually the first message sent, is one informing the special chosen agent of la-la land, to spread the upcoming divine messages to the rest of the ignorant human population.
We should be grateful that folks like SoD here (aka Sperm of David), have been chosen to reveal the "knowledge of ancients" to us lowly earth creatures.
Without these chosen divine messengers, how would the humans ever learn how to save themselves, from themselves?
Now everyone please dig real deep into your wallets and purses and send 10% of your annual income, right away, to SoD's website.
Don't worry about paying your bills, as the woo-woo beings assure me that this life is unimportant and we should spend all our time and money ensuring our survival in the next glorious life instead.
ATF (Who thinks his "tongue" just got glued to his "cheek")
And I'm just somebody ...trying to tell you superstitious folk ... that you'll need ... some objective evidence ... if you expect ... us to believe .... one word ... of your psycho ... blatherings.
Goodbye nutball.
You need help. You should google your local association of psychotherapists and find someone affordable near you. Run! Don't walk to a psychotherapist near you!
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