These articles were published between January 2001 and February 4, 2010.
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These articles were published between January 2001 and February 4, 2010.
To view more recent posts, go to The Main Blog at ExChristian.Net
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Since it's not your will that anyone should perish, I would like to thank you for designing those built-in atrocious diseases we all get, since day one from birth, our bodies begin to break down and we all begin to die and rot and decay and wither away.
We must have inoculations from diseases, our teeth rot and decay, we get colds and influenza, mumps, measels, chicken pox, cancer, arthritis, alzheimers, and get old, our hair turns grey and we begin to look like an old shriveled-up plum, yet if we do not believe in you and tell others how wonderful you are, then you will send us to hell for eternity.
Way to go God! How wonderful it seems that you must be. It's no wonder so many must have imaginary faith to believe in you.
BTW God, is there anything else you can do for us? I would certainly hope not!
But yeah, why should sharks get an unlimited supply of new teeth and not us? Why can't we grow new body parts like lizards can with their tails?
Guess God (who we all know is busy) has to put some things on autopilot! LOL...
Sorry to hear your missing teeth. Can you believe I had 4 extra ones sawed out of my jaw!
He also gave me an appendix wich is like an extra pocket in the intestine to collect junk so it becomes infected and kills you. Yup had to have that cut out too.
God is such a practical joker. Giving us stuff we don't need.
Yeah, I bet the Siamese dude with an extra PERSON growing out of his head is laughing himself pissless. "Thanks God!" D'oh!
lol
That has to be one of the most moronic solicitations I've seen. Come pretend with us, just in case God is real.
Take a picture of the church with the banner and post it. I think that would be a great article that we can discuss how they know it is all just make believe!
I just saw your post. I'll try to get a picture in the next few days. I'm kinda busy at the moment, but I'll find the time. I laugh every time I pass it.
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