Dear Believer
by Dan Barker Dear Believer, — You asked me to consider Christianity as the answer for my life. I have done that. I consider it untrue, repugnant, and harmful. You expect me to believe Jesus was born of a virgin impregnated by a ghost? Do you believe all the crazy tales of ancient religions? Julius Caesar was reportedly born of a virgin; Roman historian Seutonius said Augustus bodily rose to heaven when he died; and Buddha was supposedly born speaking. You don’t believe all that, do you? Why do you expect me to swallow the fables of Christianity? I find it incredible that you ask me to believe that the earth was created in six literal days; women come from a man’s rib; a snake, a donkey, and a burning bush spoke human language; the entire world was flooded, covering the mountains to drown evil; all animal species, millions of them, rode on one boat; language variations stem from the tower of Babel; Moses had a magic wand; the Nile turned to blood; a stick turned into a snake; witches, ...
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Since it's not your will that anyone should perish, I would like to thank you for designing those built-in atrocious diseases we all get, since day one from birth, our bodies begin to break down and we all begin to die and rot and decay and wither away.
We must have inoculations from diseases, our teeth rot and decay, we get colds and influenza, mumps, measels, chicken pox, cancer, arthritis, alzheimers, and get old, our hair turns grey and we begin to look like an old shriveled-up plum, yet if we do not believe in you and tell others how wonderful you are, then you will send us to hell for eternity.
Way to go God! How wonderful it seems that you must be. It's no wonder so many must have imaginary faith to believe in you.
BTW God, is there anything else you can do for us? I would certainly hope not!
But yeah, why should sharks get an unlimited supply of new teeth and not us? Why can't we grow new body parts like lizards can with their tails?
Guess God (who we all know is busy) has to put some things on autopilot! LOL...
Sorry to hear your missing teeth. Can you believe I had 4 extra ones sawed out of my jaw!
He also gave me an appendix wich is like an extra pocket in the intestine to collect junk so it becomes infected and kills you. Yup had to have that cut out too.
God is such a practical joker. Giving us stuff we don't need.
Yeah, I bet the Siamese dude with an extra PERSON growing out of his head is laughing himself pissless. "Thanks God!" D'oh!
lol
That has to be one of the most moronic solicitations I've seen. Come pretend with us, just in case God is real.
Take a picture of the church with the banner and post it. I think that would be a great article that we can discuss how they know it is all just make believe!
I just saw your post. I'll try to get a picture in the next few days. I'm kinda busy at the moment, but I'll find the time. I laugh every time I pass it.
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