Jesus...f*** you
By Ian Hi Jesus. Jet me start out by saying F*** you. Yeah, that's right. F*** you. F*** you uncle f***er. What the f***? you ask. Allow me to explain. After careful consideration and a lot of thinking, I have come to the conclusion that you, as presented in the Bible and your followers, are a f***er. How so? Let's see. If people don't believe in you, you damn them to hell. Real nice and merciful. If you damn people to hell for not believing in you and thus harming your ego, then f*** you. If you damn people to hell for following Christianity, then f*** you. If you're going to damn ME for being a freethinker and a humanist, then you're a really psychotic son of God. Want to change your image Jesus? How about starting off by getting rid of all your spokespersons. Why not start with Billy Graham? He's a big motherf***er. I mean come on, wrinkly as a prune, thinks Satan is out to ruin the world, threatens us with hell if we don't believe, runs ...
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ReplyDeleteIsn't that an awesome idea though?
I think it deserves repeating here:
http://www.earthsgreatestlawsuit.org/index.php
for anyone who wants to at least sign the petition/s.
Love Pat!
ReplyDeleteI only have one slight disagreement; I think most televangelists are parasites rather than predators because they feed off their victims but seldom kill them outright.
Pat is always fun to listen to. I also agree with Twincats that most TV evangelists are parasites. My grandmother gave money to them out of fear until she died of old age at 90 years. My mother had to deal with all of the junk mail that kept on coming in.
ReplyDeleteI love this guy!!!Pat, keep those cards and letters coming!
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