"A Sabbatical?" or "My Anti-Testimony"
I first posted this "testimony" to the web on July 27, 2001. If you too have found Christianity specifically, or religion generally, to be less than satisfying for any reason, please consider posting your own "testimony" to this site by clicking here , or message me by clicking here. I t is invariably a shock to Evangelical Christians to come across someone who has turned his or her back on the “faith was once delivered unto the saints.” Most believers will quickly dismiss an ex-Christian by piously pointing out that anyone who turns away from Christ was never a real believer. Or, as an insider might say it, “They were never born again.” There is Biblical support for the assertion. 1 John 2:19, which addressed the problem of First Century apostates, states that: “They went out from us, but they were not of us; for if they had been of us, they would no doubt have continued with us: but they went out, that they might be made manifest that they were not all of us....
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It's difficult to use the rape of children as humor - I'm not saying it can't be done, but, in my opinion, Louie CK misses the humor mark on this one. He hits the shock value, which is a little humorous. David Spade might be able to pull off this topic as humor a little better. It's a tough one.
If he did it for awareness raising - props for that.
allowed that one. I guess humor comes in different forms. The Pope would poop his holy pants if he saw this.
Maybe he should see it and evaluate his whole concept of the church. There is obvious problems within the Catholic religion for something like this to appear. As for me, I thought it was hillarious and maybe a sign of things to come?
This can't be humor!
It is a genuine interview isn't it?
I believe this to be the absolute truth!!!!
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Catholic = Fuck the underaged boys.
Protestant = Fuck the underaged girls.
So please, if you're reading this, don't hurt the feelings of Muslims, because we're non-white, from poor countries, and we practice a religion of peace. We'll only kill you if you offend us, or hurt our feelings. Stick to degrading those Catholics. They're so much more evil than our freedom fighters.
Do I detect a bitter, angry little Christian out there?
You're right: Islam sucks too.
There, better?
All religions and denominations have one thing in common. They target and scam the elderly to build their finances.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKyPxrzz2cg&feature=related
It appears you live in the world of fears... you need to visit the other worlds :-)
Peace
D8
(Consider this: if you aren't convinced by the threat of punishment in Islam's hell, why should we be convinced by the threat of your God's hell?)
BTW, who are you really?
Well, what if we do repent? Will we get out of hell? Because if the answer is no, there isn't much of an incentive, is there?
Whoever taught you that rubbish should be locked up for child abuse. Your beliefs, whatever they may be, appear to have made you into an extremely unpleasant person. Wherever did you get the idea that we would want to become anything like *you*?
FUCK ALL WORLD RELIGIONS AND WORLD GOVERNMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please register and continue to post, I like the way you think. I was a christian for over 40 years. My family has roots in Pentecost, Baptist and Mormonism. I was an ordained minister for 5 years and spent most of my adult life in ministry of one kind or another.
To answer your question, "Is there no end to human folly, to human ignorance and fear?"..................Not until we end Religion in all of its forms. As Christopher Hitchens so aptly puts it, "Religion poisons everything!"
Thanks for your insights and Welcome to Ex-Christian.Net
XPD (Ex-Pastor Dan)
Blow this planet up in the name of all your false and violent religions already!
All religions and denominations have one thing in common. They target and scam the elderly to build their finances.
So please, if you're reading this, don't hurt the feelings of Muslims, because we're non-white, from poor countries, and we practice a religion of peace. We'll only kill you if you offend us, or hurt our feelings. Stick to degrading those Catholics. They're so much more evil than our freedom fighters.
This can't be humor!
It is a genuine interview isn't it?
I believe this to be the absolute truth!!!!
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