NO TRUE CHRISTIANS!
There is no doubt in my mind that there is not one true Christian on the planet, and I can prove it. There are several signs of a true believer that are very plain in the Bible. Unlike many of the passages of the Bible, these particular verses are very plain and nearly impossible to misinterpret or take out of context. Let's consider these statements supposedly written by the Apostle John, otherwise known as the disciple whom Jesus loved, as he quoted his master and his God: 1) John 14:15 If ye love me, keep my commandments. 2) John 14:21 He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him. 3) John 15:10 If ye keep my commandments, ye shall abide in my love; even as I have kept my Father's commandments, and abide in his love. This seems pretty plain to me. If you love the Lord, you keep his commandments. Simple! John the Apostle emph...
Thank you Allah (or Yahweh, or God, or whatever it is you're calling yourself these days)for hurricanes, tornadoes, smallpox, earthquakes, cancer, heart disease, Alzheimer's, birth defects, etc, etc. Oh, and thanks a lot for inspiring your followers to kill, mame and torture countless numbers of humans in your most "holy" name.
ReplyDeleteThank you Allah (or Yahweh, or God, or whatever it is you're calling yourself these days)for hurricanes, tornadoes, smallpox, earthquakes, cancer, heart disease, Alzheimer's, birth defects, etc, etc. Oh, and thanks a lot for inspiring your followers to kill, mame and torture countless numbers of humans in your most "holy" name.
ReplyDeleteAMEN!
Fuck Allah and his terrorist followers and all of the Muslim morons who think god wants to be mooned five times a day.
ReplyDeleteOh my! Two minutes of that and I was ready to throw up. Yikes!
ReplyDeletePretty song, though. Too bad the artist's efforts are so misguided.
Sorry Lorena, I can't agree with your assessment of the song (though I too wanted to vomit!)
ReplyDeleteTake out the drumming, replace the word 'Allah' with 'my Lord' or something similar, and you've got exactly the sort of moronic crap you might hear in church any given Sunday!
Lightweight, whining, easy-to-remember, repetitive garbage!
Remember that to the average is-lame-ik, a chest full of mails propelled by Symtex or C4 and his AkM are more reasons to be *thankful*.
ReplyDeleteKeep your enemies in sight and your front sight movable...
"They" don't care how many they take with them when their 'thanksgiving' explodes in your face..
"Religion of Many Pieces"
Sheeze..
k, board miscreantFL
Care to provide evidence that any god actually exists?
ReplyDelete*Waits*
No?
Well then, fuck allah.
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a) Allah is not YHWH but an idol who was worshipped long before Mohammed was born.
ReplyDeleteAllah is a name, a contraction of Al-Illah which just means "Chief god" (of the Kabaa, that idol temple in Saudi Arabia)
b) True Muslims must (physically) fight to spread Islam - true Christian must fight but love (so anyone who does fight is NOT a christian)
c) Q: Care to provide evidence that any god actually exists?
A: You don't get the answer by science (because there simply is none) but by reason.. ;-)
Thank You ALLAH I think I'm going to go BLOW myself up now! See yas later! I'm going to get me sum o dem tight virgins! Whoo Wee! Heavens going to be great with all those women up there! YES!
ReplyDeleteWAIT!
Uhhhhh second thought I think I'll stay here I can barely handle one! Forget it!
I guess the terrorists are thankful to Allah for bombs and TNT.
ReplyDeleteThat gave me a headache
ReplyDeleteSounded a bit like it was going to come out with "Kumbayah Allah Kumbayah" :)
ReplyDelete...but then it started to sound more like "Little Drummer Boy"
...Pa Rumpa Pum Pum :0
That'd be too Christiany Christmasy though.
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ReplyDeleteJust this stupid song clearly demonstrates the frailty of the human mind. Because we have no absolute clear answers to why we are here, humans appear to have a need to presume there must be a legitimate reason for us being here, and of course because (it) has a knowledge greater than us, it knows our purpose, (it) naturally would require and need worship and sacrifice, since we are not even worthy to look upon (it). Like the huge angry volcano' "I'll spew my wrath upon you, so send me a virgin to keep me happy." And we all know the redemptive value of a virgin.
ReplyDeleteSo lets keep our gods happy with song and praise, shall we?
Jesus Fucking Christ, what is the shit?
ReplyDeleteSteven Bentley Said: "Like the huge angry volcano' "I'll spew my wrath upon you, so send me a virgin to keep me happy." And we all know the redemptive value of a virgin."
ReplyDeleteConsidering that virgins are a hard thing to find now days, it's just a matter of time before that big bad angry volcano starts spewing lava all over the place.
So those people better start running like hell as fast and as far away as they can.
Anonymous Said: "Jesus Fucking Christ"
ReplyDeleteHmmmm......Jesus fucking Christ?
I guess that would be possible for Jesus to have sexual intercourse with himself since he supposedly got a woman pregnant by his own spirit.
That is if he even existed in the first place.
The background music kind of sounds like the Islam version of "Black Magic Woman" by Santana.
ReplyDeleteI think if I were Carlos Santana I would sue those muslims for ripping off the music.
I guess that is an islamic remake of Santana's song. It is called, "Black Magic Allah" by Muhammed.
Actually the background music sounds more like "Do It Again" by Steely Dan with some Islam Lyrics added.
ReplyDeleteI visit this website almost everyday because of the struggle I have gone through to break away from Christianity.
ReplyDeleteThe last I want is to have another form of religious extremism imposed on me by having it posted on this wesbite. If I wanted to be indoctrinated into Islam, I would visit Muslim websites!
However, as much as I deeply resent the idiot who posted this Muslim bullshit, I will also admit their music is done very well.
It is too bad these people are not secular musicians.
Anonymous,
ReplyDeleteI posted the Islamic video.
Why?
Because it sounds exactly like a Charismatic praise and worship song, that's why. It brings out (in me) the same emotional feelings of wanting to raise my arms in the air as when I was a mind-numbed Christian.
I think this video illustrates (at least a little) that religion is based on nothing more than emotional manipulation. When I hear some Christian music I still feel urge to raise my arms, yet I don't believe in any gods!
That's the entire point with the video.
Hello again,
ReplyDeleteWebmaster, I am the person who expressed my resentment at the posting of this Muslim video.
I apologise to you because I mistook you for a Muslim determined to impose Islam on this website. I forgive you because I now realize you did it to prove a point, as to how mind manipulating and harmful religion can be.
I hope you accept my apology. Thank you very much.
Webmaster Wrote: "Because it sounds exactly like a Charismatic praise and worship song, that's why. It brings out (in me) the same emotional feelings of wanting to raise my arms in the air as when I was a mind-numbed Christian."
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!! That is so funny. I was sitting here thinking the same thing. I was picturing the big screen like they have in some of these churches with the words coming across it and people raising their hands in the air.
Webmaster Wrote: "When I hear some Christian music I still feel urge to raise my arms, yet I don't believe in any gods!"
Now watch some christian nut come on here and suggest that you still have the Holy Spook inside of you giving you the urge to do that. LOL!
Mandy said:
ReplyDeleteNow watch some christian nut come on here and suggest that you still have the Holy Spook inside of you giving you the urge to do that. LOL!
Once slaved, always slaved! He does still have the Spook of Kryasst who is also somehow magically Him magically inhabiting his inner spook. Praze the Lard! Glory!
Brother Jeff Wrote: "Once slaved, always slaved! He does still have the Spook of Kryasst who is also somehow magically Him magically inhabiting his inner spook. Praze the Lard! Glory!"
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!
You are just too funny Jeff. :)
I'm sure if that Islamic song was playing in some Islam Praise service they would be raising their AK47s and M16s in the air instead of their hands.
Oh great. Now that blasted song's stuck in my head.
ReplyDeleteLET'S SING TOGETHER NOW:
ReplyDelete"Daylight Come, And Me Want To Go Home".
Great song. I assume 'Thank you' translates 'Fuck' in Arabic?
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