God the psycho

Pat Condell remarks on the curse of monotheism.

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Anonymous said…
Another good piece from Pat.
I've often wondered if the godly ever considered that their god put them here specifically to fuck with.
Sorta like a psycho kid who sets up his little green plastic soldiers, then douses them in gasoline, tosses in a match and yells "NAPALM!" while they toys turn onto green blobs on the driveway...
February 04, 2008
Anonymous said…
John of Indiana Said:
"I've often wondered if the godly ever considered that their god put them here specifically to fuck with."

I've wondered the same exact thing myself.

This is how the first part of the book of Genesis should have been written:

IN THE BEGINNING GOD WAS BORED, SO HE CREATED HUMANS SO HE COULD PLAY MIND GAMES WITH THEM AND MANIPULATE THEM BECAUSE GOD HAD NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO. PLUS HE NEEDED TO FEEL MORE SUPERIOR BY CREATING AN INFERIOR FORM OF LIFE TO PICK ON JUST TO PLEASE HIS OWN LITTLE INSECURITIES.

How God sees Human Beings:

"I AM GOD. YOU LITTLE HUMAN PISS ANTS ON EARTH BETTER ACCEPT ME OR I WILL TAKE MY GIANT MAGNIFYING GLASS AND SET YOU ON FIRE WITH THE SUN'S RAYS".
February 04, 2008
Anonymous said…
Good video -- attacking those who see the Bible as the literal truth. That guy probably won't get all the ones who are all "the bible is allegory!" until he touches on the prophecies about Jesus...I should check right now if he has or not.
February 04, 2008
fjell said…
Oh, Condell hits hard. He pulls no punches. S'why I love him. You don't too many Christians trying to take him on.
February 05, 2008
Danny Tuason said…
This guy is good!

I am now a big fan of Pat Condell!

Pat...more power to you!

Danny Tuason
February 08, 2008

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