Dear Believer
by Dan Barker Dear Believer, — You asked me to consider Christianity as the answer for my life. I have done that. I consider it untrue, repugnant, and harmful. You expect me to believe Jesus was born of a virgin impregnated by a ghost? Do you believe all the crazy tales of ancient religions? Julius Caesar was reportedly born of a virgin; Roman historian Seutonius said Augustus bodily rose to heaven when he died; and Buddha was supposedly born speaking. You don’t believe all that, do you? Why do you expect me to swallow the fables of Christianity? I find it incredible that you ask me to believe that the earth was created in six literal days; women come from a man’s rib; a snake, a donkey, and a burning bush spoke human language; the entire world was flooded, covering the mountains to drown evil; all animal species, millions of them, rode on one boat; language variations stem from the tower of Babel; Moses had a magic wand; the Nile turned to blood; a stick turned into a snake; witches, ...
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Accept no cheap imitations. Praise God!
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I'd fuck the holy ghost out of her.
if i had sex with 94 men in one day i would defenatly not be happy either.
i think i'd be rather sore, if not dead.
God bless your little Fssssssphart!!!
Holy shalacumbia...Psssssphart...phew..wee!!!
Did you feel that? I did...RFLMAO
Sooner or later there all of you will have to pay for this type of sacraligious blasphemy.
God will not be mocked.
Possibly because it shows no signs of actually existing.
I could never understand the concept of 'sacrilege', anyway. How in blazes could the words of a mortal ever injure some cosmic super-being? That would be like Me getting insanely and permanently angry because a chickadee on My clothesline decided to chirp rudely. (shrugs)
Just like Anonymous!
Compared to God and the whole universe you are nothing more than a tiny little speck of dust.
It is only by God's grace and mercy that you are allowed to breathe and exist in this world.
It would be quiet interesting to see how arrogant you would act towards God if you all of a sudden started gasping for breath, and you started taking your final breath upon this earth.
And the universe is greater still.
Why must Christians take something as amazing as sentient life on Earth, and smear their god's feces all over it?
And why is it so hard for Christians to see that their vile, condescending, bullying, "You are less than dirt" attitude is one of the things that drove us away from Christianity?
Finally, Anonymouse, since I'm in a spectacularly pissy mood tonight, I pronounce this seiðr upon you:
May your nightmares be haunted by every grief that you wish upon us.
I still slept good last night. Sorry that your spoken word of hate didn't work.
I've got the power of God on my side.
I'm sure I will get through the nights a ok even if I do have a few bad dreams here and there.
It happens to the best of us.
"...I've got the power of God on my side."
That's not enough. You need one of those red handkerchiefs too.
Agreed wholeheartedly. Personally, I think that any extant gods simply would not need to resort to fearmongering.
Greedy priests who purport to speak on behalf of gods, on the other hand...
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