Jesus...f*** you
By Ian Hi Jesus. Jet me start out by saying F*** you. Yeah, that's right. F*** you. F*** you uncle f***er. What the f***? you ask. Allow me to explain. After careful consideration and a lot of thinking, I have come to the conclusion that you, as presented in the Bible and your followers, are a f***er. How so? Let's see. If people don't believe in you, you damn them to hell. Real nice and merciful. If you damn people to hell for not believing in you and thus harming your ego, then f*** you. If you damn people to hell for following Christianity, then f*** you. If you're going to damn ME for being a freethinker and a humanist, then you're a really psychotic son of God. Want to change your image Jesus? How about starting off by getting rid of all your spokespersons. Why not start with Billy Graham? He's a big motherf***er. I mean come on, wrinkly as a prune, thinks Satan is out to ruin the world, threatens us with hell if we don't believe, runs ...
Another good piece from Pat.
ReplyDeleteI've often wondered if the godly ever considered that their god put them here specifically to fuck with.
Sorta like a psycho kid who sets up his little green plastic soldiers, then douses them in gasoline, tosses in a match and yells "NAPALM!" while they toys turn onto green blobs on the driveway...
John of Indiana Said:
ReplyDelete"I've often wondered if the godly ever considered that their god put them here specifically to fuck with."
I've wondered the same exact thing myself.
This is how the first part of the book of Genesis should have been written:
IN THE BEGINNING GOD WAS BORED, SO HE CREATED HUMANS SO HE COULD PLAY MIND GAMES WITH THEM AND MANIPULATE THEM BECAUSE GOD HAD NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO. PLUS HE NEEDED TO FEEL MORE SUPERIOR BY CREATING AN INFERIOR FORM OF LIFE TO PICK ON JUST TO PLEASE HIS OWN LITTLE INSECURITIES.
How God sees Human Beings:
"I AM GOD. YOU LITTLE HUMAN PISS ANTS ON EARTH BETTER ACCEPT ME OR I WILL TAKE MY GIANT MAGNIFYING GLASS AND SET YOU ON FIRE WITH THE SUN'S RAYS".
Good video -- attacking those who see the Bible as the literal truth. That guy probably won't get all the ones who are all "the bible is allegory!" until he touches on the prophecies about Jesus...I should check right now if he has or not.
ReplyDeleteOh, Condell hits hard. He pulls no punches. S'why I love him. You don't too many Christians trying to take him on.
ReplyDeleteThis guy is good!
ReplyDeleteI am now a big fan of Pat Condell!
Pat...more power to you!
Danny Tuason