Religion ala Eddie Izzard

A hilarious clip from Eddie Izzard's Dressed to Kill.

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  1. AngelaFebruary 21, 2008

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I freakin love him!!!!!

    Yay for posting this!

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  2. Mikayla StarstuffFebruary 21, 2008

    Holy Ghost come on this is not Scooby Doo!

    ROTFL!

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