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  1. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2008

    Good post, Jesus loves you, if you don't love him back he kicks the shit out of you. Much the same love affair we have with the IRS, isn't it?

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2008

    lolololololololololol!!!!

    This was great.....

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2008

    This was very well done. Jesus loves me, but God hates me. But, since Jesus is God, he loves me and hates me at the same time. Sounds like Jesus has some issues
    he needs to work on!

    For newcomers at this site, look
    up an article called "Kissing Hank's Ass". It appeared here maybe
    a couple of years ago. It goes along very nicely with the video
    you've just seen.

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  4. WebmDaveFebruary 24, 2008

    Here's a link to Kissing Hank's Ass.

    For a YouTube video of Kissing Hank's Ass, click here.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2008

    Jesus loves me and thinks I'm $hi+? O_O

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2008

    Great video. Yes, Jesus loves you and if you don't buy that and love him back well, you're toast...FOREVER!!! Geez!

    I had never read "Kissing Hank's Ass" before. It was amazing! I loved it.

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2008

    it says "video not available"
    i guess the jeebus people must have made a complaint.

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  8. Jeff EygesFebruary 24, 2008

    "Kissing Hank's Ass" is fabulous! It's so utterly dead on. Of course, even if you tried to show it to the "educated" fundies - seminarians and so forth - they'd just tell you it isn't an accurate comparison, contains logical fallacies, etc. Anything so that they don't have to look the whole business straight in the eye.

    The really sad thing is that on YouTube, where this clip is posted, there are hundreds of comments from fundies saying, essentially, "This is really funny - but it's still true and you're still all going to hell."

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  9. WebmDaveFebruary 24, 2008

    It's available now. Perhaps there was a network issue.

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2008

    Jesus loves us alright.

    He loves to roast us over a camp fire.

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  11. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2008

    the best t-shirt i ever saw was

    "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a prick"

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2008

    I've been watching some of this guy's (Gray Bloke) other videos on "You Tube" and they are quiet funny.

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  13. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2008

    I will gladly kiss Hank's Ass!

    All of you should do the same. Hank loves you more than your parents do.

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  14. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2008

    All my Ass Kissing friends are coming over tonight.

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  15. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2008

    (in a loud booming voice)

    KISS MY ASS HUMANS! OR I SHALL MAKE YOU BAR-B-Q FOR ALL ETERNITY!

    mmmmmmmmmmmm bar-b-q. I sure miss those burnt offerings. All the pain and suffering. Oh Oh think I gotta boner. Better find Mary.

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  16. AnonymousFebruary 26, 2008

    Praise the Lord, and pass the Barbeque Sauce. I am going to Hell
    (a small town in Michigan).

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