"A Sabbatical?" or "My Anti-Testimony"
I first posted this "testimony" to the web on July 27, 2001. If you too have found Christianity specifically, or religion generally, to be less than satisfying for any reason, please consider posting your own "testimony" to this site by clicking here , or message me by clicking here. I t is invariably a shock to Evangelical Christians to come across someone who has turned his or her back on the “faith was once delivered unto the saints.” Most believers will quickly dismiss an ex-Christian by piously pointing out that anyone who turns away from Christ was never a real believer. Or, as an insider might say it, “They were never born again.” There is Biblical support for the assertion. 1 John 2:19, which addressed the problem of First Century apostates, states that: “They went out from us, but they were not of us; for if they had been of us, they would no doubt have continued with us: but they went out, that they might be made manifest that they were not all of us....
Good post, Jesus loves you, if you don't love him back he kicks the shit out of you. Much the same love affair we have with the IRS, isn't it?
ReplyDeletelolololololololololol!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis was great.....
This was very well done. Jesus loves me, but God hates me. But, since Jesus is God, he loves me and hates me at the same time. Sounds like Jesus has some issues
ReplyDeletehe needs to work on!
For newcomers at this site, look
up an article called "Kissing Hank's Ass". It appeared here maybe
a couple of years ago. It goes along very nicely with the video
you've just seen.
Here's a link to Kissing Hank's Ass.
ReplyDeleteFor a YouTube video of Kissing Hank's Ass, click here.
Jesus loves me and thinks I'm $hi+? O_O
ReplyDeleteGreat video. Yes, Jesus loves you and if you don't buy that and love him back well, you're toast...FOREVER!!! Geez!
ReplyDeleteI had never read "Kissing Hank's Ass" before. It was amazing! I loved it.
it says "video not available"
ReplyDeletei guess the jeebus people must have made a complaint.
"Kissing Hank's Ass" is fabulous! It's so utterly dead on. Of course, even if you tried to show it to the "educated" fundies - seminarians and so forth - they'd just tell you it isn't an accurate comparison, contains logical fallacies, etc. Anything so that they don't have to look the whole business straight in the eye.
ReplyDeleteThe really sad thing is that on YouTube, where this clip is posted, there are hundreds of comments from fundies saying, essentially, "This is really funny - but it's still true and you're still all going to hell."
It's available now. Perhaps there was a network issue.
ReplyDeleteJesus loves us alright.
ReplyDeleteHe loves to roast us over a camp fire.
the best t-shirt i ever saw was
ReplyDelete"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a prick"
I've been watching some of this guy's (Gray Bloke) other videos on "You Tube" and they are quiet funny.
ReplyDeleteI will gladly kiss Hank's Ass!
ReplyDeleteAll of you should do the same. Hank loves you more than your parents do.
All my Ass Kissing friends are coming over tonight.
ReplyDelete(in a loud booming voice)
ReplyDeleteKISS MY ASS HUMANS! OR I SHALL MAKE YOU BAR-B-Q FOR ALL ETERNITY!
mmmmmmmmmmmm bar-b-q. I sure miss those burnt offerings. All the pain and suffering. Oh Oh think I gotta boner. Better find Mary.
Praise the Lord, and pass the Barbeque Sauce. I am going to Hell
ReplyDelete(a small town in Michigan).