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Anonymous said…
Good post, Jesus loves you, if you don't love him back he kicks the shit out of you. Much the same love affair we have with the IRS, isn't it?
February 24, 2008
Anonymous said…
lolololololololololol!!!!

This was great.....
February 24, 2008
Anonymous said…
This was very well done. Jesus loves me, but God hates me. But, since Jesus is God, he loves me and hates me at the same time. Sounds like Jesus has some issues
he needs to work on!

For newcomers at this site, look
up an article called "Kissing Hank's Ass". It appeared here maybe
a couple of years ago. It goes along very nicely with the video
you've just seen.
February 24, 2008
Dave Van Allen said…
Here's a link to Kissing Hank's Ass.

For a YouTube video of Kissing Hank's Ass, click here.
February 24, 2008
Anonymous said…
Jesus loves me and thinks I'm $hi+? O_O
February 24, 2008
Anonymous said…
Great video. Yes, Jesus loves you and if you don't buy that and love him back well, you're toast...FOREVER!!! Geez!

I had never read "Kissing Hank's Ass" before. It was amazing! I loved it.
February 24, 2008
Anonymous said…
it says "video not available"
i guess the jeebus people must have made a complaint.
February 24, 2008
Jeff Eyges said…
"Kissing Hank's Ass" is fabulous! It's so utterly dead on. Of course, even if you tried to show it to the "educated" fundies - seminarians and so forth - they'd just tell you it isn't an accurate comparison, contains logical fallacies, etc. Anything so that they don't have to look the whole business straight in the eye.

The really sad thing is that on YouTube, where this clip is posted, there are hundreds of comments from fundies saying, essentially, "This is really funny - but it's still true and you're still all going to hell."
February 24, 2008
Dave Van Allen said…
It's available now. Perhaps there was a network issue.
February 24, 2008
Anonymous said…
Jesus loves us alright.

He loves to roast us over a camp fire.
February 24, 2008
Anonymous said…
the best t-shirt i ever saw was

"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a prick"
February 24, 2008
Anonymous said…
I've been watching some of this guy's (Gray Bloke) other videos on "You Tube" and they are quiet funny.
February 24, 2008
Anonymous said…
I will gladly kiss Hank's Ass!

All of you should do the same. Hank loves you more than your parents do.
February 24, 2008
Anonymous said…
All my Ass Kissing friends are coming over tonight.
February 24, 2008
Anonymous said…
(in a loud booming voice)

KISS MY ASS HUMANS! OR I SHALL MAKE YOU BAR-B-Q FOR ALL ETERNITY!

mmmmmmmmmmmm bar-b-q. I sure miss those burnt offerings. All the pain and suffering. Oh Oh think I gotta boner. Better find Mary.
February 24, 2008
Anonymous said…
Praise the Lord, and pass the Barbeque Sauce. I am going to Hell
(a small town in Michigan).
February 26, 2008

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