NO TRUE CHRISTIANS!
There is no doubt in my mind that there is not one true Christian on the planet, and I can prove it. There are several signs of a true believer that are very plain in the Bible. Unlike many of the passages of the Bible, these particular verses are very plain and nearly impossible to misinterpret or take out of context. Let's consider these statements supposedly written by the Apostle John, otherwise known as the disciple whom Jesus loved, as he quoted his master and his God: 1) John 14:15 If ye love me, keep my commandments. 2) John 14:21 He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him. 3) John 15:10 If ye keep my commandments, ye shall abide in my love; even as I have kept my Father's commandments, and abide in his love. This seems pretty plain to me. If you love the Lord, you keep his commandments. Simple! John the Apostle emph...
Silly god....thinks Santa is real....ROFL....
ReplyDeleteI did no such thing!!! (not that I wouldn't want to...)
ReplyDeleteI did no such thing!!! (not that I wouldn't want to...)
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed that, and it does remind of the kinds of arguments theists try to make. Not that I'd be inclined to believe in either one, but I'd sooner believe in Santa Claus than any god. At least I've SEEN Santa Claus. Although the last time I saw him, it was the local country club Christmas party. I sat on his lap for a picture, and my bf swears that when I leaned in innocently enough to give him a peck on the cheek, Santa tried to slip me some tongue.
ReplyDeleteSilly god....thinks Santa is real....ROFL....
ReplyDeleteHey SkyBone,
ReplyDeleteI hope you don't mind but I grabbed what you wrote about Freud and post it on my Face Book page.
"But I have emperical proof that Santa exists..."
ReplyDeleteI love Mr. Deity.
"Turn your omniscience on for a second!"
Hahaha
The "rational and loving gods" I was referring to are the ones that, indeed, I HAVE created from my imagination, godfree (clever name!). And I agree that they ARE better than those from the bronze age - or from any other age for that matter.
ReplyDeleteI have an imaginary music god, too. But, music is so powerful that a music god almost seems to exist. But, I do know better.
Still, music is as close to the numinous as anything ever gets, I think, especially when I'm playing with and for people I love.
I don't mind, psychman. Do good with it.
ReplyDeleteHey, maybe she's an Episcopalian. Who knows. She can't be Fundamngelical because she is married to Mr. D, so she has to be a liberal Xian of some sort who doesn't buy into the bizarre thinking.
ReplyDeleteBecause I see these videos as being very instrumental in showing how ridiculous some christian beliefs are and she is instrumental in displaying that. Yet she is still one?
ReplyDeleteWhy? It shouldn't kill it for you or it doesn't for me.
ReplyDeleteI love Mr. Deity skits.
ReplyDeleteSkybone, there ARE no rational & loving gods, but go ahead, create some. They're bound to be better than those from the bronze age.
ReplyDeleteLucy is cuter than a bug!
ReplyDeleteI think Amy is, but she plays Lucifer- AKA Lucy.
ReplyDeletewell, that kind of kills it for me...how?
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