By Ian Hi Jesus. Jet me start out by saying F*** you. Yeah, that's right. F*** you. F*** you uncle f***er. What the f***? you ask. Allow me to explain. After careful consideration and a lot of thinking, I have come to the conclusion that you, as presented in the Bible and your followers, are a f***er. How so? Let's see. If people don't believe in you, you damn them to hell. Real nice and merciful. If you damn people to hell for not believing in you and thus harming your ego, then f*** you. If you damn people to hell for following Christianity, then f*** you. If you're going to damn ME for being a freethinker and a humanist, then you're a really psychotic son of God. Want to change your image Jesus? How about starting off by getting rid of all your spokespersons. Why not start with Billy Graham? He's a big motherf***er. I mean come on, wrinkly as a prune, thinks Satan is out to ruin the world, threatens us with hell if we don't believe, runs ...
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Miracles you supposes irrational can be explored in the area of science.
To be sure, the science I mentions is remote of the naturalstic science.
The Bible clearly proclaims that God is the cause of miracles done in history. The principles of causation is applied to miracles.
The miracle of turning water into wine in the book of John is recorded not to make you only fun, but to make you know who Jesus is.
If you turn back on the secular mind contaminated by naturaslim and assum God as the casue of miracels, you will have no problem with miracles.
If you deny the existnece of God, you will continue to pursue only fun in your entire life. Keep in mind that you are created to seek more than fun you stress on.
And he's right. The Buybull is a sorry piece of bronze-age sh!t.
Yes. Yes it has.
Thanks for posting this.
That was funny though. Thanks for sharing. :)
OK so I have a weird side to myself. Actually, Veggie Tales got on my nerves! However, if they were a normal kids' show, they might not be too bad.
"Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream,
Unto salvation, unto salvation.
Delusional, though living, still, the dream,
Justification, Justification.
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the average troll!
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Thought not.
Thanks for this point you made though, "if you turn your back on the secular mind contaminated by naturalism (not naturaslim, the diet supplement) and assume God as the cause of miracles, you will have no problem with miracles."
Turn your brain off and just believe, then it all makes sense, right? Thanks for being honest about that.
Bhagavad Gita
Let's see, naturalism is defined as - "behavior or thought conforming to the state of nature." I would take that to mean empirically observable reality. I would definitely rather have my mind contaminated by reality as opposed to whatever your bizarre dogma may be. You don't have the slightest idea if any of us were baptized, into what faith, or if we even consider baptism meaningful. Choose your words carefully, they will betray intelligence or ignorance. The only thing that would make me believe in miracles now is if all these nasty trolls would disappear.
Why, then, should I assume a god, for whom there is about as much evidence as there is for the aforementioned goats?
eungchan, you are completely off your trolley and should begin taking the medication again.
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