"A Sabbatical?" or "My Anti-Testimony"
I first posted this "testimony" to the web on July 27, 2001. If you too have found Christianity specifically, or religion generally, to be less than satisfying for any reason, please consider posting your own "testimony" to this site by clicking here , or message me by clicking here. I t is invariably a shock to Evangelical Christians to come across someone who has turned his or her back on the “faith was once delivered unto the saints.” Most believers will quickly dismiss an ex-Christian by piously pointing out that anyone who turns away from Christ was never a real believer. Or, as an insider might say it, “They were never born again.” There is Biblical support for the assertion. 1 John 2:19, which addressed the problem of First Century apostates, states that: “They went out from us, but they were not of us; for if they had been of us, they would no doubt have continued with us: but they went out, that they might be made manifest that they were not all of us....
This is glorious news! Rejoice in Kryasst our Lard! The Talking Snake is dead! Glory!
ReplyDeletelol, the tape outline with horns on made me chuckle.
ReplyDeleteWow, that was easy....so....why didn't they do this centuries ago?
ReplyDeleteSo...I guess the congregations and preachers can go home now; with the debil gone, ain't nuthin to do no mo.
ReplyDeleteHell-aluia!Close all churches and fire all preachers,....religion is out of buisness!!
ReplyDeletefreedy
How do we know he is really dead? All we saw was a chalk outline and no body. For all we know, he might have gotten tired of all the bad rap he was getting, and faked his own death.
ReplyDelete~ Aurelia ~
Aurelia,"how do we know he's dead"?
ReplyDeleteHe's not because he never existed to begin with,....or did he?
He is the father of lies,maybe this is a deception,......NOT!!
--freedy
it just cracks me up that they are charging $10 for the funeral services...no respect for the dead
ReplyDeletehe's god but it took him an army just to kill one horned guy...
ReplyDelete-angrykobolt
Betcha Satan's the one selling the tickets.
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