NO TRUE CHRISTIANS!
There is no doubt in my mind that there is not one true Christian on the planet, and I can prove it. There are several signs of a true believer that are very plain in the Bible. Unlike many of the passages of the Bible, these particular verses are very plain and nearly impossible to misinterpret or take out of context. Let's consider these statements supposedly written by the Apostle John, otherwise known as the disciple whom Jesus loved, as he quoted his master and his God: 1) John 14:15 If ye love me, keep my commandments. 2) John 14:21 He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him. 3) John 15:10 If ye keep my commandments, ye shall abide in my love; even as I have kept my Father's commandments, and abide in his love. This seems pretty plain to me. If you love the Lord, you keep his commandments. Simple! John the Apostle emph...
This is glorious news! Rejoice in Kryasst our Lard! The Talking Snake is dead! Glory!
ReplyDeletelol, the tape outline with horns on made me chuckle.
ReplyDeleteWow, that was easy....so....why didn't they do this centuries ago?
ReplyDeleteSo...I guess the congregations and preachers can go home now; with the debil gone, ain't nuthin to do no mo.
ReplyDeleteHell-aluia!Close all churches and fire all preachers,....religion is out of buisness!!
ReplyDeletefreedy
How do we know he is really dead? All we saw was a chalk outline and no body. For all we know, he might have gotten tired of all the bad rap he was getting, and faked his own death.
ReplyDelete~ Aurelia ~
Aurelia,"how do we know he's dead"?
ReplyDeleteHe's not because he never existed to begin with,....or did he?
He is the father of lies,maybe this is a deception,......NOT!!
--freedy
it just cracks me up that they are charging $10 for the funeral services...no respect for the dead
ReplyDeletehe's god but it took him an army just to kill one horned guy...
ReplyDelete-angrykobolt
Betcha Satan's the one selling the tickets.
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