Hook, Line and Rapture

By Pat Condell

The truth about God divinely revealed.


Bob said...

One of Pat's best.

I do wish he'd leave genitals out of his script, it would be just as good toned down a little. I was going to send this to my fundamentalist leaning daughter, but ...

Anonymous said...

Kind of ironic. Complaining about a tel-evangelist accepting donations, when your site is asking for donations also!

Astreja said...

Hi, Anonymouse.

The donations to Ex-C keep a real, live web server running. (Read the "No True Christians!" link and fork over *your* ten dollars, please.)

Televangelists claim to be using the money to do the work of their god... An intangible, invisible, omnipotent, omniscient being that supposedly has the physical resources of the entire universe to draw upon.

If you can't distinguish one scenario from the other, you really need to get out more.

Anonymous said...


Yeah, and most of these same tel-evangelists are shysters like Pat Robertson, Mike Murdock, Robert Tilton, Benny Hinn, Paul and Jan Crouch.

At least the donations are used to do something useful with this site, unlike the crooked Tel-evangelists who line their pockets with greed in the name of some God.

You need to think about the stupidity of your statement.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to be with my Jesus. He's everything to me.

I think I will commit suicide so I can be with him sooner, because my life on this planet is so pathetic that I need a spiritual crutch to lean on.

Some people may not endorse suicide, however Jesus committed suicide by having himself crucified. After all Jesus did want us to follow his example.

I'm a genuine born again loser for Christ.

Hallelujah! Praise God! Amen!

Anonymous said...

Sorry to hear about your daughter. I have one, already fundy too, but she's way too old for me to influence - unfortunately. But, you know, in most countries the word prick is no big deal. It's only in this puritanical, repressed American society that it would be concidered too much for a teenager.

His message warrents the chance of offending her.


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