Jesus: Hot or Not?

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Jesus, hot or not?

Jesus, hot or not?

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Spirula said…
I dunno about that Jesus.

But this Jesus is hot sometimes, sometimes not. It's all in the cards.
January 23, 2008
Anonymous said…
Definitely "hot." Although I don't know if I skew the findings, speaking as I do as a Gay man!
January 23, 2008
Anonymous said…
Very hot (speaking as a straight woman!). A little on the skinny side (what with all that walking around Israel), but hot in a 1970s CA surfer boy way.
January 23, 2008
Anonymous said…
OMFG !!! YES... In a heartbeat.
January 23, 2008
eris.discordia said…
I want Haaaaaaaaysooooos in my heart, in my bed, in my............my my my my!

Yeah!
January 23, 2008
Anonymous said…
pretty hot for a WHITE GUY! seriously... since he didn't exist i guess he had no race so the fake Jesus is hot enough for me. Shhh... don't tell my husband.
January 23, 2008
Anonymous said…
If This Jesus was near me, he would get "nailed" again and again...and talk about a second coming.....
January 24, 2008
Anonymous said…
He could kick your ass...oh I hope someone gets that.
January 24, 2008
Anonymous said…
I thought Santa Claus was gonna kick your ass....
January 24, 2008
Raytheist said…
well obviously that can't be Jesus... Jesus (allegedly) said, "If someone asks for your shirt, give him your jacket as well", but that first picture shows a PRICE TAG of $14.90 for the shirt. The RealJesus(tm) would GIVE you the shirt off his back.

hehehehehe
January 24, 2008
Anonymous said…
hey, which disiple is that in photo No. 2....?
January 24, 2008
Dave Van Allen said…
Did anyone notice how HIS eyes follow you no matter which way you turn the monitor?

WOW!
January 24, 2008
gimmeadrinkawater said…
This site give me more laughs than other other site I visit. Thank you, jezus!
January 24, 2008
nm156 said…
Who gives a fuck??
Listen to death metal...
January 25, 2008
Anonymous said…
*blink* *blink* I thought Jesus wasn't an Angloid. No, the joke here didn't go over my head. I do get it though. I've heard my fair share of Christians talk about Jesus like they either give their virginity or go gay for him.
January 26, 2008
Dave Van Allen said…
Seee foder mesmo
October 03, 2010
Dave Van Allen said…
I thought Santa Claus was gonna kick your ass....
February 07, 2011
Dave Van Allen said…
hey, which disiple is that in photo No. 2....?
February 07, 2011
Dave Van Allen said…
well obviously that can't be Jesus... Jesus (allegedly) said, "If someone asks for your shirt, give him your jacket as well", but that first picture shows a PRICE TAG of $14.90 for the shirt. The RealJesus(tm) would GIVE you the shirt off his back.

hehehehehe
February 07, 2011
Dave Van Allen said…
Did anyone notice how HIS eyes follow you no matter which way you turn the monitor?

WOW!
February 07, 2011
Dave Van Allen said…
hahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa you people are too much hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 07, 2011
Dave Van Allen said…
hahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa you people are too much hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 07, 2011
Dave Van Allen said…
hi. my name is ryan and i think jesus is hot
February 07, 2011
Dave Van Allen said…
To the AthiestToothFairy,

You might check you some books because even the biggest athiests believe that Jesus lived and had one of the most profound influences on the world up to this point. Historians, christians, athiests,... they all agree that Jesus lived.. the questions is if He was who He said He was.
February 07, 2011
Dave Van Allen said…
To the AthiestToothFairy,

You might check you some books because even the biggest athiests believe that Jesus lived and had one of the most profound influences on the world up to this point. Historians, christians, athiests,... they all agree that Jesus lived.. the questions is if He was who He said He was.
February 07, 2011
Dave Van Allen said…
asdf,
I've done my research on whether jesus lived or not and the evidence is sorely lacking that he did.

Also, keep in mind, it's not up to us to prove he didn't actually live, but rather it's up to YOU to prove to us that he did live and was some god-on-earth at the same time.

You have NO evidence the jesus was real!!

ATF
February 07, 2011
Dave Van Allen said…
*blink* *blink* I thought Jesus wasn't an Angloid. No, the joke here didn't go over my head. I do get it though. I've heard my fair share of Christians talk about Jesus like they either give their virginity or go gay for him.
February 07, 2011
Dave Van Allen said…
pretty hot for a WHITE GUY! seriously... since he didn't exist i guess he had no race so the fake Jesus is hot enough for me. Shhh... don't tell my husband.
February 07, 2011
Dave Van Allen said…
I want Haaaaaaaaysooooos in my heart, in my bed, in my............my my my my!

Yeah!
February 07, 2011
Dave Van Allen said…
I want Haaaaaaaaysooooos in my heart, in my bed, in my............my my my my!

Yeah!
February 07, 2011
Dave Van Allen said…
Definitely "hot." Although I don't know if I skew the findings, speaking as I do as a Gay man!
February 07, 2011
Dave Van Allen said…
Very hot (speaking as a straight woman!). A little on the skinny side (what with all that walking around Israel), but hot in a 1970s CA surfer boy way.
February 07, 2011
Dave Van Allen said…
I dunno about that Jesus.

But this Jesus is hot sometimes, sometimes not. It's all in the cards.
February 07, 2011
Dave Van Allen said…
I dunno about that Jesus.

But this Jesus is hot sometimes, sometimes not. It's all in the cards.
February 07, 2011

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