NO TRUE CHRISTIANS!
There is no doubt in my mind that there is not one true Christian on the planet, and I can prove it. There are several signs of a true believer that are very plain in the Bible. Unlike many of the passages of the Bible, these particular verses are very plain and nearly impossible to misinterpret or take out of context. Let's consider these statements supposedly written by the Apostle John, otherwise known as the disciple whom Jesus loved, as he quoted his master and his God: 1) John 14:15 If ye love me, keep my commandments. 2) John 14:21 He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him. 3) John 15:10 If ye keep my commandments, ye shall abide in my love; even as I have kept my Father's commandments, and abide in his love. This seems pretty plain to me. If you love the Lord, you keep his commandments. Simple! John the Apostle emph...
I dunno about that Jesus.
ReplyDeleteBut this Jesus is hot sometimes, sometimes not. It's all in the cards.
Definitely "hot." Although I don't know if I skew the findings, speaking as I do as a Gay man!
ReplyDeleteVery hot (speaking as a straight woman!). A little on the skinny side (what with all that walking around Israel), but hot in a 1970s CA surfer boy way.
ReplyDeleteOMFG !!! YES... In a heartbeat.
ReplyDeleteI want Haaaaaaaaysooooos in my heart, in my bed, in my............my my my my!
ReplyDeleteYeah!
pretty hot for a WHITE GUY! seriously... since he didn't exist i guess he had no race so the fake Jesus is hot enough for me. Shhh... don't tell my husband.
ReplyDeleteIf This Jesus was near me, he would get "nailed" again and again...and talk about a second coming.....
ReplyDeleteHe could kick your ass...oh I hope someone gets that.
ReplyDeleteI thought Santa Claus was gonna kick your ass....
ReplyDeletewell obviously that can't be Jesus... Jesus (allegedly) said, "If someone asks for your shirt, give him your jacket as well", but that first picture shows a PRICE TAG of $14.90 for the shirt. The RealJesus(tm) would GIVE you the shirt off his back.
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hey, which disiple is that in photo No. 2....?
ReplyDeleteDid anyone notice how HIS eyes follow you no matter which way you turn the monitor?
ReplyDeleteWOW!
This site give me more laughs than other other site I visit. Thank you, jezus!
ReplyDeleteWho gives a fuck??
ReplyDeleteListen to death metal...
*blink* *blink* I thought Jesus wasn't an Angloid. No, the joke here didn't go over my head. I do get it though. I've heard my fair share of Christians talk about Jesus like they either give their virginity or go gay for him.
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ReplyDeleteI thought Santa Claus was gonna kick your ass....
ReplyDeletehey, which disiple is that in photo No. 2....?
ReplyDeletewell obviously that can't be Jesus... Jesus (allegedly) said, "If someone asks for your shirt, give him your jacket as well", but that first picture shows a PRICE TAG of $14.90 for the shirt. The RealJesus(tm) would GIVE you the shirt off his back.
ReplyDeletehehehehehe
Did anyone notice how HIS eyes follow you no matter which way you turn the monitor?
ReplyDeleteWOW!
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ReplyDeletehi. my name is ryan and i think jesus is hot
ReplyDeleteTo the AthiestToothFairy,
ReplyDeleteYou might check you some books because even the biggest athiests believe that Jesus lived and had one of the most profound influences on the world up to this point. Historians, christians, athiests,... they all agree that Jesus lived.. the questions is if He was who He said He was.
To the AthiestToothFairy,
ReplyDeleteYou might check you some books because even the biggest athiests believe that Jesus lived and had one of the most profound influences on the world up to this point. Historians, christians, athiests,... they all agree that Jesus lived.. the questions is if He was who He said He was.
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ReplyDeleteI've done my research on whether jesus lived or not and the evidence is sorely lacking that he did.
Also, keep in mind, it's not up to us to prove he didn't actually live, but rather it's up to YOU to prove to us that he did live and was some god-on-earth at the same time.
You have NO evidence the jesus was real!!
ATF
*blink* *blink* I thought Jesus wasn't an Angloid. No, the joke here didn't go over my head. I do get it though. I've heard my fair share of Christians talk about Jesus like they either give their virginity or go gay for him.
ReplyDeletepretty hot for a WHITE GUY! seriously... since he didn't exist i guess he had no race so the fake Jesus is hot enough for me. Shhh... don't tell my husband.
ReplyDeleteI want Haaaaaaaaysooooos in my heart, in my bed, in my............my my my my!
ReplyDeleteYeah!
I want Haaaaaaaaysooooos in my heart, in my bed, in my............my my my my!
ReplyDeleteYeah!
Definitely "hot." Although I don't know if I skew the findings, speaking as I do as a Gay man!
ReplyDeleteVery hot (speaking as a straight woman!). A little on the skinny side (what with all that walking around Israel), but hot in a 1970s CA surfer boy way.
ReplyDeleteI dunno about that Jesus.
ReplyDeleteBut this Jesus is hot sometimes, sometimes not. It's all in the cards.
I dunno about that Jesus.
ReplyDeleteBut this Jesus is hot sometimes, sometimes not. It's all in the cards.