Dear Believer
by Dan Barker Dear Believer, — You asked me to consider Christianity as the answer for my life. I have done that. I consider it untrue, repugnant, and harmful. You expect me to believe Jesus was born of a virgin impregnated by a ghost? Do you believe all the crazy tales of ancient religions? Julius Caesar was reportedly born of a virgin; Roman historian Seutonius said Augustus bodily rose to heaven when he died; and Buddha was supposedly born speaking. You don’t believe all that, do you? Why do you expect me to swallow the fables of Christianity? I find it incredible that you ask me to believe that the earth was created in six literal days; women come from a man’s rib; a snake, a donkey, and a burning bush spoke human language; the entire world was flooded, covering the mountains to drown evil; all animal species, millions of them, rode on one boat; language variations stem from the tower of Babel; Moses had a magic wand; the Nile turned to blood; a stick turned into a snake; witches, ...
I dunno about that Jesus.
ReplyDeleteBut this Jesus is hot sometimes, sometimes not. It's all in the cards.
Definitely "hot." Although I don't know if I skew the findings, speaking as I do as a Gay man!
ReplyDeleteVery hot (speaking as a straight woman!). A little on the skinny side (what with all that walking around Israel), but hot in a 1970s CA surfer boy way.
ReplyDeleteOMFG !!! YES... In a heartbeat.
ReplyDeleteI want Haaaaaaaaysooooos in my heart, in my bed, in my............my my my my!
ReplyDeleteYeah!
pretty hot for a WHITE GUY! seriously... since he didn't exist i guess he had no race so the fake Jesus is hot enough for me. Shhh... don't tell my husband.
ReplyDeleteIf This Jesus was near me, he would get "nailed" again and again...and talk about a second coming.....
ReplyDeleteHe could kick your ass...oh I hope someone gets that.
ReplyDeleteI thought Santa Claus was gonna kick your ass....
ReplyDeletewell obviously that can't be Jesus... Jesus (allegedly) said, "If someone asks for your shirt, give him your jacket as well", but that first picture shows a PRICE TAG of $14.90 for the shirt. The RealJesus(tm) would GIVE you the shirt off his back.
ReplyDeletehehehehehe
hey, which disiple is that in photo No. 2....?
ReplyDeleteDid anyone notice how HIS eyes follow you no matter which way you turn the monitor?
ReplyDeleteWOW!
This site give me more laughs than other other site I visit. Thank you, jezus!
ReplyDeleteWho gives a fuck??
ReplyDeleteListen to death metal...
*blink* *blink* I thought Jesus wasn't an Angloid. No, the joke here didn't go over my head. I do get it though. I've heard my fair share of Christians talk about Jesus like they either give their virginity or go gay for him.
ReplyDeleteSeee foder mesmo
ReplyDeleteI thought Santa Claus was gonna kick your ass....
ReplyDeletehey, which disiple is that in photo No. 2....?
ReplyDeletewell obviously that can't be Jesus... Jesus (allegedly) said, "If someone asks for your shirt, give him your jacket as well", but that first picture shows a PRICE TAG of $14.90 for the shirt. The RealJesus(tm) would GIVE you the shirt off his back.
ReplyDeletehehehehehe
Did anyone notice how HIS eyes follow you no matter which way you turn the monitor?
ReplyDeleteWOW!
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ReplyDeletehi. my name is ryan and i think jesus is hot
ReplyDeleteTo the AthiestToothFairy,
ReplyDeleteYou might check you some books because even the biggest athiests believe that Jesus lived and had one of the most profound influences on the world up to this point. Historians, christians, athiests,... they all agree that Jesus lived.. the questions is if He was who He said He was.
To the AthiestToothFairy,
ReplyDeleteYou might check you some books because even the biggest athiests believe that Jesus lived and had one of the most profound influences on the world up to this point. Historians, christians, athiests,... they all agree that Jesus lived.. the questions is if He was who He said He was.
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ReplyDeleteI've done my research on whether jesus lived or not and the evidence is sorely lacking that he did.
Also, keep in mind, it's not up to us to prove he didn't actually live, but rather it's up to YOU to prove to us that he did live and was some god-on-earth at the same time.
You have NO evidence the jesus was real!!
ATF
*blink* *blink* I thought Jesus wasn't an Angloid. No, the joke here didn't go over my head. I do get it though. I've heard my fair share of Christians talk about Jesus like they either give their virginity or go gay for him.
ReplyDeletepretty hot for a WHITE GUY! seriously... since he didn't exist i guess he had no race so the fake Jesus is hot enough for me. Shhh... don't tell my husband.
ReplyDeleteI want Haaaaaaaaysooooos in my heart, in my bed, in my............my my my my!
ReplyDeleteYeah!
I want Haaaaaaaaysooooos in my heart, in my bed, in my............my my my my!
ReplyDeleteYeah!
Definitely "hot." Although I don't know if I skew the findings, speaking as I do as a Gay man!
ReplyDeleteVery hot (speaking as a straight woman!). A little on the skinny side (what with all that walking around Israel), but hot in a 1970s CA surfer boy way.
ReplyDeleteI dunno about that Jesus.
ReplyDeleteBut this Jesus is hot sometimes, sometimes not. It's all in the cards.
I dunno about that Jesus.
ReplyDeleteBut this Jesus is hot sometimes, sometimes not. It's all in the cards.