"A Sabbatical?" or "My Anti-Testimony"
I first posted this "testimony" to the web on July 27, 2001. If you too have found Christianity specifically, or religion generally, to be less than satisfying for any reason, please consider posting your own "testimony" to this site by clicking here , or message me by clicking here. I t is invariably a shock to Evangelical Christians to come across someone who has turned his or her back on the “faith was once delivered unto the saints.” Most believers will quickly dismiss an ex-Christian by piously pointing out that anyone who turns away from Christ was never a real believer. Or, as an insider might say it, “They were never born again.” There is Biblical support for the assertion. 1 John 2:19, which addressed the problem of First Century apostates, states that: “They went out from us, but they were not of us; for if they had been of us, they would no doubt have continued with us: but they went out, that they might be made manifest that they were not all of us....
I dunno about that Jesus.
ReplyDeleteBut this Jesus is hot sometimes, sometimes not. It's all in the cards.
Definitely "hot." Although I don't know if I skew the findings, speaking as I do as a Gay man!
ReplyDeleteVery hot (speaking as a straight woman!). A little on the skinny side (what with all that walking around Israel), but hot in a 1970s CA surfer boy way.
ReplyDeleteOMFG !!! YES... In a heartbeat.
ReplyDeleteI want Haaaaaaaaysooooos in my heart, in my bed, in my............my my my my!
ReplyDeleteYeah!
pretty hot for a WHITE GUY! seriously... since he didn't exist i guess he had no race so the fake Jesus is hot enough for me. Shhh... don't tell my husband.
ReplyDeleteIf This Jesus was near me, he would get "nailed" again and again...and talk about a second coming.....
ReplyDeleteHe could kick your ass...oh I hope someone gets that.
ReplyDeleteI thought Santa Claus was gonna kick your ass....
ReplyDeletewell obviously that can't be Jesus... Jesus (allegedly) said, "If someone asks for your shirt, give him your jacket as well", but that first picture shows a PRICE TAG of $14.90 for the shirt. The RealJesus(tm) would GIVE you the shirt off his back.
ReplyDeletehehehehehe
hey, which disiple is that in photo No. 2....?
ReplyDeleteDid anyone notice how HIS eyes follow you no matter which way you turn the monitor?
ReplyDeleteWOW!
This site give me more laughs than other other site I visit. Thank you, jezus!
ReplyDeleteWho gives a fuck??
ReplyDeleteListen to death metal...
*blink* *blink* I thought Jesus wasn't an Angloid. No, the joke here didn't go over my head. I do get it though. I've heard my fair share of Christians talk about Jesus like they either give their virginity or go gay for him.
ReplyDeleteSeee foder mesmo
ReplyDeleteI thought Santa Claus was gonna kick your ass....
ReplyDeletehey, which disiple is that in photo No. 2....?
ReplyDeletewell obviously that can't be Jesus... Jesus (allegedly) said, "If someone asks for your shirt, give him your jacket as well", but that first picture shows a PRICE TAG of $14.90 for the shirt. The RealJesus(tm) would GIVE you the shirt off his back.
ReplyDeletehehehehehe
Did anyone notice how HIS eyes follow you no matter which way you turn the monitor?
ReplyDeleteWOW!
hahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa you people are too much hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletehahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa you people are too much hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletehi. my name is ryan and i think jesus is hot
ReplyDeleteTo the AthiestToothFairy,
ReplyDeleteYou might check you some books because even the biggest athiests believe that Jesus lived and had one of the most profound influences on the world up to this point. Historians, christians, athiests,... they all agree that Jesus lived.. the questions is if He was who He said He was.
To the AthiestToothFairy,
ReplyDeleteYou might check you some books because even the biggest athiests believe that Jesus lived and had one of the most profound influences on the world up to this point. Historians, christians, athiests,... they all agree that Jesus lived.. the questions is if He was who He said He was.
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ReplyDeleteI've done my research on whether jesus lived or not and the evidence is sorely lacking that he did.
Also, keep in mind, it's not up to us to prove he didn't actually live, but rather it's up to YOU to prove to us that he did live and was some god-on-earth at the same time.
You have NO evidence the jesus was real!!
ATF
*blink* *blink* I thought Jesus wasn't an Angloid. No, the joke here didn't go over my head. I do get it though. I've heard my fair share of Christians talk about Jesus like they either give their virginity or go gay for him.
ReplyDeletepretty hot for a WHITE GUY! seriously... since he didn't exist i guess he had no race so the fake Jesus is hot enough for me. Shhh... don't tell my husband.
ReplyDeleteI want Haaaaaaaaysooooos in my heart, in my bed, in my............my my my my!
ReplyDeleteYeah!
I want Haaaaaaaaysooooos in my heart, in my bed, in my............my my my my!
ReplyDeleteYeah!
Definitely "hot." Although I don't know if I skew the findings, speaking as I do as a Gay man!
ReplyDeleteVery hot (speaking as a straight woman!). A little on the skinny side (what with all that walking around Israel), but hot in a 1970s CA surfer boy way.
ReplyDeleteI dunno about that Jesus.
ReplyDeleteBut this Jesus is hot sometimes, sometimes not. It's all in the cards.
I dunno about that Jesus.
ReplyDeleteBut this Jesus is hot sometimes, sometimes not. It's all in the cards.