NO TRUE CHRISTIANS!
There is no doubt in my mind that there is not one true Christian on the planet, and I can prove it. There are several signs of a true believer that are very plain in the Bible. Unlike many of the passages of the Bible, these particular verses are very plain and nearly impossible to misinterpret or take out of context. Let's consider these statements supposedly written by the Apostle John, otherwise known as the disciple whom Jesus loved, as he quoted his master and his God: 1) John 14:15 If ye love me, keep my commandments. 2) John 14:21 He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him. 3) John 15:10 If ye keep my commandments, ye shall abide in my love; even as I have kept my Father's commandments, and abide in his love. This seems pretty plain to me. If you love the Lord, you keep his commandments. Simple! John the Apostle emph...
Poor Mr. Bozo! My favorite was the monkey.
ReplyDeleteGee... Nobody asked me to swear on the monkey when I became an atheist...
ReplyDeleteI must not have gotten one of those pamphlets.
(this clip was rather hilarious, btw)
The 21st century audience is more sophisticated, but the mega church people understand that. The same caricatures of atheism are still there. They call it "culturally relevant ministry." Whatever. In 80 years I'm confident their BS will look as stupid.
ReplyDelete'From the makers of Reefer Madness and Der Ewige Jude...'
ReplyDeleteTwo things.
ReplyDelete1. Someone should start up a Godless Society meeting group.
2. The chick leading the GS is hot. I'd hit that. I'm just sayin'.
It never hurts to have teh hawt girlz in your corner! But I guess not having xmas off was a deal breaker...
ReplyDeleteI bet I know what happens next; Mr. Bozo rats the atheists out to the principal, who puts the kibosh on the whole atheist thing. Then, the evilution-believing atheists somehow end up running back to teh lard with their tails between their legs.
The End
Give up Christmas! No way! I'll stay an ignorant superstitious fool because I want to keep my yearly gift giving ritual!
ReplyDeleteThe hot flapper chick was Lina Basquette. The other girl was cute too!
ReplyDeleteI LMAO.
ReplyDeleteSilly Christians. Atheists don't swear oaths; that's the kind of thing we were trying to get away from.
And the dude's name was actually "Bozo"? Well, it matches his clothes!
And I'll second the other posters: yeah, xmas (big party ONE day a year) is worth putting up with church and church people harassing you and sucking up your time, money and energy the rest of the year and trying to run your life. Not.
Atheists don't need an excuse for a party! [g]
They should have spanked that monkey!
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