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"Oh Gawd, I BELIEVE!! Forgive me Flying Spaghetti Monster, for my many sins. I believe that you were born of a virgin tomato, and died for the sins of all men, but especially for the sin of not believing in your Noodly Righteousness. THAT is the worst sin of all.
I loved the video. That guy is off the chain! I couldn't have played it that serious, if it was me. I would not have been able to keep a straight face. He did a good job. I was laughing my ass off!
The smoke over his head proves that he has been blessed! (I wish he could come to Times Square. But I think he'd be beaten up by the black militant segregationists.)
I'm sorry to tell you, but I have committed a deadly sin, the temptation was stronger than my will to resist, I ate a bowl of Macaroni and Cheese, oh dread, dear me, how can I ever get forgiveness from the FSM? Now I live in constant fear of eternal judgement, how will I ever forgive myself for committing such an unpardonable sin?
7 comments:
loved It!!! I'm thinking of becoming a Pastafarian myself. Why not; The flying spagetthi monster is just as real as jeebus...
"Oh Gawd, I BELIEVE!! Forgive me Flying Spaghetti Monster, for my many sins. I believe that you were born of a virgin tomato, and died for the sins of all men, but especially for the sin of not believing in your Noodly Righteousness. THAT is the worst sin of all.
I loved the video. That guy is off the chain! I couldn't have played it that serious, if it was me. I would not have been able to keep a straight face. He did a good job. I was laughing my ass off!
I liked it, but I already gave at the shrine of the goddess Caffeine-ah.
She's also a "triune" deity; mother, daughter (Mocha) and holy espresso roast.
I loved the theory of intelligent falling. ROTFL!
The smoke over his head proves that he has been blessed!
(I wish he could come to Times Square. But I think he'd be beaten up by the black militant segregationists.)
Naomi
You guys feel free to check out the rest of my videos too.
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=CapnOAwesome
I'm sorry to tell you, but I have committed a deadly sin, the temptation was stronger than my will to resist, I ate a bowl of Macaroni and Cheese, oh dread, dear me, how can I ever get forgiveness from the FSM? Now I live in constant fear of eternal judgement, how will I ever forgive myself for committing such an unpardonable sin?
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