By Ian Hi Jesus. Jet me start out by saying F*** you. Yeah, that's right. F*** you. F*** you uncle f***er. What the f***? you ask. Allow me to explain. After careful consideration and a lot of thinking, I have come to the conclusion that you, as presented in the Bible and your followers, are a f***er. How so? Let's see. If people don't believe in you, you damn them to hell. Real nice and merciful. If you damn people to hell for not believing in you and thus harming your ego, then f*** you. If you damn people to hell for following Christianity, then f*** you. If you're going to damn ME for being a freethinker and a humanist, then you're a really psychotic son of God. Want to change your image Jesus? How about starting off by getting rid of all your spokespersons. Why not start with Billy Graham? He's a big motherf***er. I mean come on, wrinkly as a prune, thinks Satan is out to ruin the world, threatens us with hell if we don't believe, runs ...
I believe that arrogance is an attribute upon which no group can claim a monopoly. There is plenty of arrogance to go around in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteLol, I got a kick outta this. It has a serious message to it too, but Rabid Ape does a good parody. :) Kudos
ReplyDeletePreach it, brother! :D
ReplyDeleteNicely done despite typo at the end.
ReplyDeleteIt is a tiresome symptom of theists to fully embrace hypocracy by accusing others of what they themselves do.
Arrogant is as arrogant does.
lol, I always viewed athesim as like a super jackie chan counter move againt religious arrogance. They say "we know everything" we say "no you don't and neither do we!" Bam! Ka-Pow! Zot!
ReplyDeletesarabhi, I honestly beg your pardon. I refer to our postings down at "red hat". We are very much on the same side and I was never offended by any word you said. We are allies and equals.
ReplyDeleteFollowers of Abrahamic religions believe that they are made in the likeness of god. Now that's arrogance!
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Ryan, thanks, you seriously made my day with that comment :)
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