Jack T. Chick tracts on YouTube
If you're not familiar with Jack Chick's comic-style evangelical tracts, then these little videos might go over your head. However, for the rest of us, "Depart from ME ye cursed!"
Always remember, Jesus loves you more than you can possibly comprehend. But, if for any reason whatsoever you don't come to accept the correct version of Christianity while still breathing air, then that loving god-man is going to make you suffer the most horrific and demented fate ever conceived. There will be no chance of parole or escape. You will not even be allowed to die. You will be tormented and tortured forever.
Unconditional love and grace: Isn't it truly amazing?
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Always remember, Jesus loves you more than you can possibly comprehend. But, if for any reason whatsoever you don't come to accept the correct version of Christianity while still breathing air, then that loving god-man is going to make you suffer the most horrific and demented fate ever conceived. There will be no chance of parole or escape. You will not even be allowed to die. You will be tormented and tortured forever.
Unconditional love and grace: Isn't it truly amazing?
The Titanic:
One Way!:
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I Just love seeing Jack T. Chick parodied.
I was first shown some Chick tracts at the age of six by my recently born-again teenage sister (thanks sis!)
I still remember all the circumstances - where I was, the time of day, which tracts they were etc. - because it was definitely the worst moment of my life up until that point.
It was the moment when my hitherto innocent and purely positive notions of God were forever shattered.
And from that point on, I couldn't even look at the front cover of one of those things without experiencing a horrible chill and rapid heartbeat - even as a Christian.
But not any more. Some time after becoming a fully-fledged ex-christian, I decided to take a test - I found Jack's web site, and read all the tracts that I had read at the age of six, along with several others.
And what did I feel? Well, no chill, no rapid heartbeat, just relief, and the good feeling that always comes when an old fear is faced and conquered.
The good feeling was mixed with sadness, however. I felt sad for my past self, and for all the others who must have experienced something similar to me. I even felt a bit sad for old Jackie boy himself.
After all, it wasn't Jack who invented hell, or the technique of using it to frighten people, including little kids. Those tracts stem from a long tradition, and every one of Jack's story's is inspired by another, much older set of texts, which have provided him with all the material he needs.
And I'm not afraid of those texts any more, either.
So, that's my Jack T. Chick story. How was your first time?! I'd be very interested to read about it!
GREAT ones-!
Those will defintely be on my 'sunday-must-watch-list' from now on-!
I've just been looking through the Jack tracts on his website and having a great time. It's a unique style all of his own. What really ticked me is many of the comic books are completely redrawn to appeal to black audiences. Obviously black people won't relate to people being thrown into hell fire unless they see white people... even the angels are black in the black version. Jack Chick thought of everything. Yep, hell is for all races! yay! The devil looks cooler in the 'black people' version. What do you think?
Here's the two versions:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1107/1107_01.asp
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1037/1037_01.asp
There is so much parody on the net of this stuff but the funniest versions are the originals.
Does Mr. Chick know that they have a song called "The God That Failed"?
NateDog
You can find them by clicking on this link. Feel free to let me know what you think, if you do check them out.
If you like these videos, you should check out Hot Chicks, a series of ironic short films based on Chick Tracts. I just ordered a copy about a week ago and watched it last weekend, and it was hilarious.
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