Yet another fun way to kill time on the Internet... :)
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Hey, Peter---I can see my house from here!
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www.CustomSignGenerator.com has some church sign generators and also a Jesus Christ holding a panhandling sign that you can change the messages (made by the same people who made the Jesus comic strip maker).
this stuff is dumb and childish! God is real! one day your gonna wish that u didn't make fun of this! how can anyone be so not eve! dang! i'm at 15 yr. old so. at bethany christian school and i have more sense than you all! grow up! its not funny!
www.CustomSignGenerator.com has some church sign generators and also a Jesus Christ holding a panhandling sign that you can change the messages (made by the same people who made the Jesus comic strip maker).
Whoa there, Boom! Quetzalcoatl is MY Aztec god! Unlike your Christian Jesus, I have plenty of feathers to prove Quetzalcoatl's existence. As a fowl devotee, I find your blasphemy offensive. The Council of Elders sentences you to death by a murder of crows.
"your all idiots. dont make fun of him you fools."
'Sorry, but there's no "him" to make fun of.
On the other hand, people who believe extremely funny things no doubt exist, so without further adieu---I don't own any "idiots", so I don't know why "your" calling them mine, dumbass.
Blasphemy is a BLAST-for-me!
Sincerely, and in the utmost disrespect for the Christian philosophy, Boom'.
Okay, I'll bite. Just what the hell does "I less than three Him" mean? Between this post and the one from Rachel, I sense an total I.Q. of maybe nine.
Rachel, I pity you. You're only fifteen, but the "Jesus Saves Academy" you attend is turning you into a mindless robot, and when you get out in the real world and have to deal with that, you are going to be in for quite a shock. Get out now, and demand your money back!
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Got hammered on Friday night and didn't rise until Sunday morning.
holding a panhandling sign that you can change the messages (made by the same people who made the Jesus comic strip maker).
I'm in a catholic school, too and I'm a deist.
So does that mean I have more sense too?
- TORM (Who makes sense out of cents)
Would you like to compare IQ's and see who's the "idiot"?
ATF (Who thinks you're "less than" even one)
why would you make fun of jesus?!?!
That reminds me of a joke.
Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hand.
Bahhhhwahhhhhahahahahahahahahahaha.
My uncle -- the ex-catholic priest -- told me that joke when he was still a priest and was still getting it on with young gay men.
--S.
holding a panhandling sign that you can change the messages (made by the same people who made the Jesus comic strip maker).
Got hammered on Friday night and didn't rise until Sunday morning.
Got hammered on Friday night and didn't rise until Sunday morning.
booga booga
Or he is gonna get you on Halloween.
http://www.rinkworks.com/words/collective.shtml
'Sorry, but there's no "him" to make fun of.
On the other hand, people who believe extremely funny things no doubt exist, so without further adieu---I don't own any "idiots", so I don't know why "your" calling them mine, dumbass.
Blasphemy is a BLAST-for-me!
Sincerely, and in the utmost disrespect for the Christian philosophy, Boom'.
My sentiments exactly...blasphemy takes a lot of thought and is a creative art form. Hell, writing blasphemic verses can keep one up all night...
The Our Father (for Catholics)
Our Father, who art a cracker,
Saltine be thy name...
I have yet to finish the prayer.
BB
Well, there goes the argument for the superiority of Christian education.
Rachael, would you mind giving us your teacher's email? I'd like to send him/her an example of your spelling and grammar.
Well, there goes the argument for the superiority of Christian education.
Rachael, would you mind giving us your teacher's email? I'd like to send him/her an example of your spelling and grammar.
Rachel, I pity you. You're only fifteen, but the "Jesus Saves Academy" you attend
is turning you into a mindless robot, and when you get out in the real world and
have to deal with that, you are going to be in for quite a shock. Get out now, and
demand your money back!
Saltine be thy name..."
BB: I have yet to finish the prayer.
Fret, not...
Thy Priest did cum,
Right in his bum.
What pervs'!
Story at eleven.
Saltine be thy name..."
BB: I have yet to finish the prayer.
Fret, not...
Thy Priest did cum,
Right in his bum.
What pervs'!
Story at eleven.
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