The JC Sign Generator



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mothpete said…
I spent my Easter in much the same way Jesus did...

Got hammered on Friday night and didn't rise until Sunday morning.
April 08, 2007
Joe B said…
Yet another fun way to kill time on the Internet... :)
April 08, 2007
Anonymous said…
Hey, Peter---I can see my house from here!
April 08, 2007
Anonymous said…
www.CustomSignGenerator.com has some church sign generators and also a Jesus Christ
holding a panhandling sign that you can change the messages (made by the same people who made the Jesus comic strip maker).
April 08, 2007
Epicurienne said…
What a fun thing to do on Easter! LMAO!
April 08, 2007
Anonymous said…
(Hang-on God, I'm cumming!)
April 09, 2007
Anonymous said…
Brrr..it's starting to snow, god-damnit!!!
April 09, 2007
Anonymous said…
Ok boys and girls, it's time to line up and play ring-toss and try to win a stuffed animal, of your choice.
April 09, 2007
Anonymous said…
Welcome to the men's free-style pissing distance competition.
April 09, 2007
Anonymous said…
And here ladies and gentlemen, is a photo of our first year 01's winner of the men's freestyle pissing competition winner.
April 09, 2007
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
ever wonder why people dont say anything? its cause not only have you just defiled THE LORD, it's also called being disrespectful of other's religion
November 23, 2010
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
this stuff is dumb and childish! God is real! one day your gonna wish that u didn't make fun of this! how can anyone be so not eve! dang! i'm at 15 yr. old so. at bethany christian school and i have more sense than you all! grow up! its not funny!
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
My 5th grade little brother has better grammar and spelling than you.

I'm in a catholic school, too and I'm a deist.

So does that mean I have more sense too?

- TORM (Who makes sense out of cents)
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
Really?

Would you like to compare IQ's and see who's the "idiot"?

ATF (Who thinks you're "less than" even one)
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
Why do ladies love me? Because I'm hung like this.
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
Wow I didn't know Peter had a bald patch!
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
Wow I didn't know Peter had a bald patch!
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
why would you make fun of jesus?!?!
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
laurenn,

why would you make fun of jesus?!?!

That reminds me of a joke.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?

Because they keep falling through the holes in his hand.

Bahhhhwahhhhhahahahahahahahahahaha.

My uncle -- the ex-catholic priest -- told me that joke when he was still a priest and was still getting it on with young gay men.

--S.
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
Ok boys and girls, it's time to line up and play ring-toss and try to win a stuffed animal, of your choice.
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
Brrr..it's starting to snow, god-damnit!!!
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
(Hang-on God, I'm cumming!)
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
(Hang-on God, I'm cumming!)
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
What a fun thing to do on Easter! LMAO!
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
www.CustomSignGenerator.com has some church sign generators and also a Jesus Christ
holding a panhandling sign that you can change the messages (made by the same people who made the Jesus comic strip maker).
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
Hey, Peter---I can see my house from here!
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
Yet another fun way to kill time on the Internet... :)
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
I spent my Easter in much the same way Jesus did...

Got hammered on Friday night and didn't rise until Sunday morning.
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
I spent my Easter in much the same way Jesus did...

Got hammered on Friday night and didn't rise until Sunday morning.
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
God exists.

booga booga

Or he is gonna get you on Halloween.
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
And here ladies and gentlemen, is a photo of our first year 01's winner of the men's freestyle pissing competition winner.
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
Welcome to the men's free-style pissing distance competition.
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
Whoa there, Boom! Quetzalcoatl is MY Aztec god! Unlike your Christian Jesus, I have plenty of feathers to prove Quetzalcoatl's existence. As a fowl devotee, I find your blasphemy offensive. The Council of Elders sentences you to death by a murder of crows.

http://www.rinkworks.com/words/collective.shtml
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
your all idiots. dont make fun of him you fools.
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
your all idiots. dont make fun of him you fools.
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
"your all idiots. dont make fun of him you fools."

'Sorry, but there's no "him" to make fun of.

On the other hand, people who believe extremely funny things no doubt exist, so without further adieu---I don't own any "idiots", so I don't know why "your" calling them mine, dumbass.

Blasphemy is a BLAST-for-me!

Sincerely, and in the utmost disrespect for the Christian philosophy, Boom'.
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
Boom,

My sentiments exactly...blasphemy takes a lot of thought and is a creative art form. Hell, writing blasphemic verses can keep one up all night...

The Our Father (for Catholics)

Our Father, who art a cracker,
Saltine be thy name...

I have yet to finish the prayer.

BB
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
how can anyone be so not eve! dang! i'm at 15 yr. old so. at bethany christian school

Well, there goes the argument for the superiority of Christian education.

Rachael, would you mind giving us your teacher's email? I'd like to send him/her an example of your spelling and grammar.
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
how can anyone be so not eve! dang! i'm at 15 yr. old so. at bethany christian school

Well, there goes the argument for the superiority of Christian education.

Rachael, would you mind giving us your teacher's email? I'd like to send him/her an example of your spelling and grammar.
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
Okay, I'll bite. Just what the hell does "I less than three Him" mean? Between this post and the one from Rachel, I sense an total I.Q. of maybe nine.

Rachel, I pity you. You're only fifteen, but the "Jesus Saves Academy" you attend
is turning you into a mindless robot, and when you get out in the real world and
have to deal with that, you are going to be in for quite a shock. Get out now, and
demand your money back!
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
BB: "Our Father, who art a cracker,
Saltine be thy name..."

BB: I have yet to finish the prayer.

Fret, not...

Thy Priest did cum,
Right in his bum.
What pervs'!
Story at eleven.
February 07, 2011
David Van Allen
(WebmDave) said…
BB: "Our Father, who art a cracker,
Saltine be thy name..."

BB: I have yet to finish the prayer.

Fret, not...

Thy Priest did cum,
Right in his bum.
What pervs'!
Story at eleven.
February 07, 2011

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