NO TRUE CHRISTIANS!
There is no doubt in my mind that there is not one true Christian on the planet, and I can prove it. There are several signs of a true believer that are very plain in the Bible. Unlike many of the passages of the Bible, these particular verses are very plain and nearly impossible to misinterpret or take out of context. Let's consider these statements supposedly written by the Apostle John, otherwise known as the disciple whom Jesus loved, as he quoted his master and his God: 1) John 14:15 If ye love me, keep my commandments. 2) John 14:21 He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him. 3) John 15:10 If ye keep my commandments, ye shall abide in my love; even as I have kept my Father's commandments, and abide in his love. This seems pretty plain to me. If you love the Lord, you keep his commandments. Simple! John the Apostle emph...
Comments
Got hammered on Friday night and didn't rise until Sunday morning.
holding a panhandling sign that you can change the messages (made by the same people who made the Jesus comic strip maker).
I'm in a catholic school, too and I'm a deist.
So does that mean I have more sense too?
- TORM (Who makes sense out of cents)
Would you like to compare IQ's and see who's the "idiot"?
ATF (Who thinks you're "less than" even one)
why would you make fun of jesus?!?!
That reminds me of a joke.
Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hand.
Bahhhhwahhhhhahahahahahahahahahaha.
My uncle -- the ex-catholic priest -- told me that joke when he was still a priest and was still getting it on with young gay men.
--S.
holding a panhandling sign that you can change the messages (made by the same people who made the Jesus comic strip maker).
Got hammered on Friday night and didn't rise until Sunday morning.
Got hammered on Friday night and didn't rise until Sunday morning.
booga booga
Or he is gonna get you on Halloween.
http://www.rinkworks.com/words/collective.shtml
'Sorry, but there's no "him" to make fun of.
On the other hand, people who believe extremely funny things no doubt exist, so without further adieu---I don't own any "idiots", so I don't know why "your" calling them mine, dumbass.
Blasphemy is a BLAST-for-me!
Sincerely, and in the utmost disrespect for the Christian philosophy, Boom'.
My sentiments exactly...blasphemy takes a lot of thought and is a creative art form. Hell, writing blasphemic verses can keep one up all night...
The Our Father (for Catholics)
Our Father, who art a cracker,
Saltine be thy name...
I have yet to finish the prayer.
BB
Well, there goes the argument for the superiority of Christian education.
Rachael, would you mind giving us your teacher's email? I'd like to send him/her an example of your spelling and grammar.
Well, there goes the argument for the superiority of Christian education.
Rachael, would you mind giving us your teacher's email? I'd like to send him/her an example of your spelling and grammar.
Rachel, I pity you. You're only fifteen, but the "Jesus Saves Academy" you attend
is turning you into a mindless robot, and when you get out in the real world and
have to deal with that, you are going to be in for quite a shock. Get out now, and
demand your money back!
Saltine be thy name..."
BB: I have yet to finish the prayer.
Fret, not...
Thy Priest did cum,
Right in his bum.
What pervs'!
Story at eleven.
Saltine be thy name..."
BB: I have yet to finish the prayer.
Fret, not...
Thy Priest did cum,
Right in his bum.
What pervs'!
Story at eleven.
Post a Comment