"A Sabbatical?" or "My Anti-Testimony"
I first posted this "testimony" to the web on July 27, 2001. If you too have found Christianity specifically, or religion generally, to be less than satisfying for any reason, please consider posting your own "testimony" to this site by clicking here , or message me by clicking here. I t is invariably a shock to Evangelical Christians to come across someone who has turned his or her back on the “faith was once delivered unto the saints.” Most believers will quickly dismiss an ex-Christian by piously pointing out that anyone who turns away from Christ was never a real believer. Or, as an insider might say it, “They were never born again.” There is Biblical support for the assertion. 1 John 2:19, which addressed the problem of First Century apostates, states that: “They went out from us, but they were not of us; for if they had been of us, they would no doubt have continued with us: but they went out, that they might be made manifest that they were not all of us....
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Playing 'grab-ass' with the Bride has to be my favourite one,....
SMACK-! LOL
I'm pretty-much always looking for some video/s to act as a counter-balance to the plethora of 'Sunday-Programming'.
I'll usually play my copy of "The God who wasn't there", and look-around at YouTube/ Google-Video for any new Atheist-clips...etc..
It's difficult to beat the 'body of Christ' falling into the bride's cleavage and the attempted retrieval, and that arse- (and not only arse!-) feeling scene. (especially the adustment the bloke made to get a better purchase!). It seems that groping in the church really is a common occurence!
Actually though, my favourite bit has got to be the look on that kid's face when he realises that he isn't going to get the communion! It's priceless!
John of Indiana
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