"A Sabbatical?" or "My Anti-Testimony"
I first posted this "testimony" to the web on July 27, 2001. If you too have found Christianity specifically, or religion generally, to be less than satisfying for any reason, please consider posting your own "testimony" to this site by clicking here , or message me by clicking here. I t is invariably a shock to Evangelical Christians to come across someone who has turned his or her back on the “faith was once delivered unto the saints.” Most believers will quickly dismiss an ex-Christian by piously pointing out that anyone who turns away from Christ was never a real believer. Or, as an insider might say it, “They were never born again.” There is Biblical support for the assertion. 1 John 2:19, which addressed the problem of First Century apostates, states that: “They went out from us, but they were not of us; for if they had been of us, they would no doubt have continued with us: but they went out, that they might be made manifest that they were not all of us....
I spent my Easter in much the same way Jesus did...
ReplyDeleteGot hammered on Friday night and didn't rise until Sunday morning.
Yet another fun way to kill time on the Internet... :)
ReplyDeleteHey, Peter---I can see my house from here!
ReplyDeletewww.CustomSignGenerator.com has some church sign generators and also a Jesus Christ
ReplyDeleteholding a panhandling sign that you can change the messages (made by the same people who made the Jesus comic strip maker).
What a fun thing to do on Easter! LMAO!
ReplyDelete(Hang-on God, I'm cumming!)
ReplyDeleteBrrr..it's starting to snow, god-damnit!!!
ReplyDeleteOk boys and girls, it's time to line up and play ring-toss and try to win a stuffed animal, of your choice.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the men's free-style pissing distance competition.
ReplyDeleteAnd here ladies and gentlemen, is a photo of our first year 01's winner of the men's freestyle pissing competition winner.
ReplyDeleteever wonder why people dont say anything? its cause not only have you just defiled THE LORD, it's also called being disrespectful of other's religion
ReplyDeletethis stuff is dumb and childish! God is real! one day your gonna wish that u didn't make fun of this! how can anyone be so not eve! dang! i'm at 15 yr. old so. at bethany christian school and i have more sense than you all! grow up! its not funny!
ReplyDeleteMy 5th grade little brother has better grammar and spelling than you.
ReplyDeleteI'm in a catholic school, too and I'm a deist.
So does that mean I have more sense too?
- TORM (Who makes sense out of cents)
Really?
ReplyDeleteWould you like to compare IQ's and see who's the "idiot"?
ATF (Who thinks you're "less than" even one)
Why do ladies love me? Because I'm hung like this.
ReplyDeleteWow I didn't know Peter had a bald patch!
ReplyDeleteWow I didn't know Peter had a bald patch!
ReplyDeletethis is messed up
ReplyDeletethis is messed up
ReplyDeletewhy would you make fun of jesus?!?!
ReplyDeletelaurenn,
ReplyDeletewhy would you make fun of jesus?!?!
That reminds me of a joke.
Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hand.
Bahhhhwahhhhhahahahahahahahahahaha.
My uncle -- the ex-catholic priest -- told me that joke when he was still a priest and was still getting it on with young gay men.
--S.
Ok boys and girls, it's time to line up and play ring-toss and try to win a stuffed animal, of your choice.
ReplyDeleteBrrr..it's starting to snow, god-damnit!!!
ReplyDelete(Hang-on God, I'm cumming!)
ReplyDelete(Hang-on God, I'm cumming!)
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun thing to do on Easter! LMAO!
ReplyDeletewww.CustomSignGenerator.com has some church sign generators and also a Jesus Christ
ReplyDeleteholding a panhandling sign that you can change the messages (made by the same people who made the Jesus comic strip maker).
Hey, Peter---I can see my house from here!
ReplyDeleteYet another fun way to kill time on the Internet... :)
ReplyDeleteI spent my Easter in much the same way Jesus did...
ReplyDeleteGot hammered on Friday night and didn't rise until Sunday morning.
I spent my Easter in much the same way Jesus did...
ReplyDeleteGot hammered on Friday night and didn't rise until Sunday morning.
God exists.
ReplyDeletebooga booga
Or he is gonna get you on Halloween.
And here ladies and gentlemen, is a photo of our first year 01's winner of the men's freestyle pissing competition winner.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the men's free-style pissing distance competition.
ReplyDeleteWhoa there, Boom! Quetzalcoatl is MY Aztec god! Unlike your Christian Jesus, I have plenty of feathers to prove Quetzalcoatl's existence. As a fowl devotee, I find your blasphemy offensive. The Council of Elders sentences you to death by a murder of crows.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.rinkworks.com/words/collective.shtml
your all idiots. dont make fun of him you fools.
ReplyDeleteyour all idiots. dont make fun of him you fools.
ReplyDelete"your all idiots. dont make fun of him you fools."
ReplyDelete'Sorry, but there's no "him" to make fun of.
On the other hand, people who believe extremely funny things no doubt exist, so without further adieu---I don't own any "idiots", so I don't know why "your" calling them mine, dumbass.
Blasphemy is a BLAST-for-me!
Sincerely, and in the utmost disrespect for the Christian philosophy, Boom'.
Boom,
ReplyDeleteMy sentiments exactly...blasphemy takes a lot of thought and is a creative art form. Hell, writing blasphemic verses can keep one up all night...
The Our Father (for Catholics)
Our Father, who art a cracker,
Saltine be thy name...
I have yet to finish the prayer.
BB
how can anyone be so not eve! dang! i'm at 15 yr. old so. at bethany christian school
ReplyDeleteWell, there goes the argument for the superiority of Christian education.
Rachael, would you mind giving us your teacher's email? I'd like to send him/her an example of your spelling and grammar.
how can anyone be so not eve! dang! i'm at 15 yr. old so. at bethany christian school
ReplyDeleteWell, there goes the argument for the superiority of Christian education.
Rachael, would you mind giving us your teacher's email? I'd like to send him/her an example of your spelling and grammar.
Okay, I'll bite. Just what the hell does "I less than three Him" mean? Between this post and the one from Rachel, I sense an total I.Q. of maybe nine.
ReplyDeleteRachel, I pity you. You're only fifteen, but the "Jesus Saves Academy" you attend
is turning you into a mindless robot, and when you get out in the real world and
have to deal with that, you are going to be in for quite a shock. Get out now, and
demand your money back!
BB: "Our Father, who art a cracker,
ReplyDeleteSaltine be thy name..."
BB: I have yet to finish the prayer.
Fret, not...
Thy Priest did cum,
Right in his bum.
What pervs'!
Story at eleven.
BB: "Our Father, who art a cracker,
ReplyDeleteSaltine be thy name..."
BB: I have yet to finish the prayer.
Fret, not...
Thy Priest did cum,
Right in his bum.
What pervs'!
Story at eleven.